Wail today; I'M A CATCH, SHE'S LUCKY TO HAVE ME

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MyUserName replied

25 January 2014, 10:26
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Well yes, but it doesn't seem very ladylike. I like to keep up the pretence.

It is good that you can take the piss out of your own posts.
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RetSet replied

24 January 2014, 22:56
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Bit off topic but being bald ain't necessarily bad. Neighbour with thinning hair now gets his shaved and he looks younger.

We're neighbours?
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d000hg replied

23 January 2014, 20:59
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

MF's just bitter that I turned him down

To be honest, he was hardly expecting differently. He'd have as much idea what to do if you said yes as a Jehova's Witness would if you invited them in for biscuits.
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vetran replied

23 January 2014, 19:45
time to lighten the mood.

After rumours that Wilfried Zaha is being kicked out because he started a relationship with the daughter of David Moyes, United fans would like to point out to Miss Moyes, Rafael treats his women like a Princess, Fabio has an amazing wit, Ashley Young is wonderfully generous and Chris Smalling has a ten inch cock.
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mudskipper replied

23 January 2014, 19:14
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

You know that you can actually write the word piss (or have I just bypassed the swear filter )

Well yes, but it doesn't seem very ladylike. I like to keep up the pretence.
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darmstadt replied

23 January 2014, 19:02
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

They p1ss themselves laughing? I'm sure you're not that bad.

You know that you can actually write the word piss (or have I just bypassed the swear filter )

BTW, you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink
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mudskipper replied

23 January 2014, 18:53
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Now me, I've known women to get wet knees just by getting a quick glimpse of me

They p1ss themselves laughing? I'm sure you're not that bad.
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darmstadt replied

23 January 2014, 18:51
Just read the article, you know what they say 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder and they is blind as a bat!' Cockwombles, all of them...Now me, I've known women to get wet knees just by getting a quick glimpse of me
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MyUserName replied

23 January 2014, 16:06
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

MF's just bitter that I turn him on

FTFY
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MaryPoppins replied

23 January 2014, 16:05
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I've heard rumours that you're a nice guy too.

MF's just bitter that I turned him down
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mudskipper replied

23 January 2014, 15:39
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

As with the rest of us, a nice guy in real life. Well, most of us.
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Mich the Tester replied

23 January 2014, 15:11
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

As with the rest of us, a nice guy in real life. Well, most of us.

I've heard rumours that you're a nice guy too.
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MaryPoppins replied

23 January 2014, 15:08
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

... Says the lady who's married to Churchill

As with the rest of us, a nice guy in real life. Well, most of us.
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darmstadt replied

23 January 2014, 14:25
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I'm lucky Mrs V likes ugly fat boys!

Don't let her near some of the posters on here then ...
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mudskipper replied

23 January 2014, 13:49
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

She must be a saint for putting up with his arrogance.

... Says the lady who's married to Churchill
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