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Previously on "While the cat is away the mice should play."

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  • SeekingIT
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    Indeed!!!

    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Her sister?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Moving so she can't find you when she gets back
    Gets back? Next he hears is a letter from the CSA.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    MrsBP off on holiday with baby bp. What should I be doing while she is away?
    Moving so she can't find you when she gets back

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Nearly, but not enough crayon markings and Bailey's stains.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It was in the requirements documentation.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
    but I suspect he won't be around for the post project review.
    Oh, suity will be just fine.

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  • RedSauce
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It was in the requirements documentation.
    but I suspect he won't be around for the post project review.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    The fact there's a mains socket IN the bathroom to begin with should be a clue...
    It was in the requirements documentation.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Then get the DVDs on the laptop and watch them in the bath. If you're in suity's bath while he's in Jersey, DO NOT USE THE MAINS SUPPLY.
    The fact there's a mains socket IN the bathroom to begin with should be a clue...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Eating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.
    I would hope Mrs EO expects no less.

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  • RedSauce
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    When Mrs RS is away

    There is no Mrs RS

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Eating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.
    Im a permie at a bank with huge life insurance. I suppose she might prefer to stab me to death - but she would probably serve time. Isn't the penalty for women killers about a month these days - its always the mans fault?

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  • d000hg
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    Eating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.

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  • original PM
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    spend your time posting on an internet forum asking people what to do



    oh

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Err - MrsBP is away in Egypt with her her sister, sister's partner and baby bp. She has now moved to Wales - I am in LOndon in digs. This was my firstr weekend on my own.

    I celebrated last night by going for a long walk - I wish I was younger.
    Mrs MUN's sister lives up the road and is quite the looker so that is as far as my ideas ever go, sorry :-(

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