Best news in The Sun as usual

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SimonMac replied

9 January 2014, 11:32
Rumpology or "Bottom Reading" is a pseudoscience akin to physiognomy, performed by examining crevices, dimples, warts, moles and folds of a person's buttocks

I would happily inspect Ms Brook's crevices, warts and all!
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barrydidit replied

9 January 2014, 11:21
Originally posted by zeitghost

My gardener reads the Morning Star.

The commie swine. You should make him dig holes and then fill them in again to teach him about the dangers of socialist thinking. That'll learn him. Or, sack him and employ one who can't read.
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Mich the Tester replied

9 January 2014, 10:09
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Bit common to you posh CUKers, like, know wot I mean, but it's got yer real good stuff.

Rumpology that proves Kelly Brook has best bottom | The Sun |Woman

PS Not that I'd pay for it.
PPS A Sun subscription I mean

I suggest you visit Colombia. It is paradise for the admirer of the female rear. Seriously.
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Bunk replied

9 January 2014, 10:07
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Does anyone have a sun subscription so that we can see what the formula for the best bottom is?

And find out who has a sun subscription so they can be stoned.

If they have a Sun subscription they're probably already stoned
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eek replied

9 January 2014, 08:52
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Does anyone have a sun subscription so that we can see what the formula for the best bottom is?

And find out who has a sun subscription so they can be stoned.

Rumpology - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Its from a press release from the original factory shop but I can't find it...
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barrydidit replied

9 January 2014, 08:07
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Does anyone have a sun subscription so that we can see what the formula for the best bottom is?

And find out who has a sun subscription so they can be stoned.

Can't you ask your gardener what it says?
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BrilloPad replied

9 January 2014, 07:48
Does anyone have a sun subscription so that we can see what the formula for the best bottom is?

And find out who has a sun subscription so they can be stoned.
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xoggoth started a topic Best news in The Sun as usual

8 January 2014, 23:17
Best news in The Sun as usual

Bit common to you posh CUKers, like, know wot I mean, but it's got yer real good stuff.

Rumpology that proves Kelly Brook has best bottom | The Sun |Woman

PS Not that I'd pay for it.
PPS A Sun subscription I mean
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