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DodgyAgent replied

9 January 2014, 14:25
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

20%.

Cheques In the post
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Old Greg replied

9 January 2014, 14:24
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Thanks for the "Plan B" idea OG

20%.
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DodgyAgent replied

9 January 2014, 14:22
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Dodgy's been looking at these to take out contractors for end of contract thank you lunches.

Dodgymobile

Thanks for the "Plan B" idea OG
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Old Greg replied

9 January 2014, 14:02
Originally posted by quackhandle View Post

I'm sure there'd be some sort of "Opt-out" of death form we would be forced to sign before burial.

qh

Dodgy's been looking at these to take out contractors for end of contract thank you lunches.

Dodgymobile
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quackhandle replied

9 January 2014, 13:50
I'm sure there'd be some sort of "Opt-out" of death form we would be forced to sign before burial.

qh
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Mich the Tester replied

9 January 2014, 13:46
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

That kind of blow to the heart could restart cardiac activity.

Yep, but the blowback fart would kill them all over again.
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Old Greg replied

9 January 2014, 13:45
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You mean if he sat on them?

No worries.

That kind of blow to the heart could restart cardiac activity.
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Mich the Tester replied

9 January 2014, 13:37
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

What if he tried not to?

You mean if he sat on them?

No worries.
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Old Greg replied

9 January 2014, 13:33
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Oh well that won't worry any of us.

What if he tried not to?
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Mich the Tester replied

9 January 2014, 13:30
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

He'd probably try and resuscitate them.

Oh well that won't worry any of us.
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norrahe replied

9 January 2014, 13:29
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

NO! We want them to stay buried!

He'd probably try and resuscitate them.
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Old Greg replied

9 January 2014, 12:59
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

NO! We want them to stay buried!
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Mich the Tester replied

9 January 2014, 12:51
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

And get suity in as head undertaker.

NO! We want them to stay buried!
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Old Greg replied

9 January 2014, 12:50
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

And bury two more agents to serve as 'references'.

And get suity in as head undertaker.
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Mich the Tester replied

9 January 2014, 12:33
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I was just going to cut him up into 20% slices.

And bury two more agents to serve as 'references'.
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