Scottish Funeral

[Old Greg]

And bury two more agents to serve as 'references'.

And get suity in as head undertaker.

[Mich the Tester]

And get suity in as head undertaker.

NO! We want them to stay buried!

[Old Greg]

NO! We want them to stay buried!

[norrahe]

NO! We want them to stay buried!

He'd probably try and resuscitate them.

[Mich the Tester]

He'd probably try and resuscitate them.

Oh well that won't worry any of us.

[Old Greg]

Oh well that won't worry any of us.

What if he tried not to?

[Mich the Tester]

What if he tried not to?

You mean if he sat on them?

No worries.

[Old Greg]

You mean if he sat on them?

No worries.

That kind of blow to the heart could restart cardiac activity.

[Mich the Tester]

That kind of blow to the heart could restart cardiac activity.

Yep, but the blowback fart would kill them all over again.

[quackhandle]

I'm sure there'd be some sort of "Opt-out" of death form we would be forced to sign before burial.

qh