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Previously on "Caption competition (15/08/06)"

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  • lORD lUCAN
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    Mmm, maybe I should have bought that merkin after all....

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  • Fleetwood
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    Tony Blair gets holiday job as a judge on "Celebrity Skidmark".

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  • Diestl
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    ill be there in a minute, George.

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  • Swamp Thing
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    [QUOTE=Bagpuss][QUOTE=AtW]

    "Oi, Kelly! Hurry up & finish down there you minx, Cheri's coming".

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  • AtW
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    TB: "Maybe those who call me c**t were not wrong afterall..."

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  • BlasterBates
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    ...oh sh*t I'm going to have to cut down on steroids !!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Tone discovers that the legend of the vagina dentata is true...
    LOL!

    Over the heads of most of them...!

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  • Bagpuss
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    [QUOTE=AtW]

    Washing line theif caught red handed

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  • DimPrawn
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    Hang on a minute, what are Prescott's pants doing here?






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  • sasguru
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    Maybe I can fashion a bra for my man boobs with Cherie's knickers?

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  • Xenophon
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    "Hasselhoff has nothing on me!"

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  • Jabberwocky
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    Eventually, Teflon Tony finds that his sh*t just won't wash away.

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  • hyperD
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    Failing to find a pair of curtains to wipe the product of his hand shandy, Tone improvises with one of his wife's undergarments.

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  • jenever
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    That water was colder than I thought ...

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  • Clog II The Avenger
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    I didn’t think these ridiculous airport security searches would apply to the prime minister.

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