TB thinking: "Is this Cherie's bra or mine?"
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TB tries to remember if Cliff wanted him to wear the red thong or the pink bloomersOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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I didn’t think these ridiculous airport security searches would apply to the prime minister.HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.Comment
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That water was colder than I thought ...Comment
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Failing to find a pair of curtains to wipe the product of his hand shandy, Tone improvises with one of his wife's undergarments.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Eventually, Teflon Tony finds that his sh*t just won't wash away.Comment
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"Hasselhoff has nothing on me!"Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Maybe I can fashion a bra for my man boobs with Cherie's knickers?Hard Brexit now!
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Hang on a minute, what are Prescott's pants doing here?
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Washing line theif caught red handedThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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