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NotAllThere replied

14 December 2013, 05:29
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

cojak is the wicked witch.

Well, she certainly scares little children and makes them cry.

Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

... as an extra I need one memorable part.

I'm sure someone will give you an extra memorable part.
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SueEllen replied

13 December 2013, 21:49
Originally posted by Ticktock View Post

I know it's a panto, but it has to be in some way plausible

Pantos aren't plausible you clearly haven't been to enough.

SimonMac and Eek as the ugly sisters walk around saying they are really pretty. So I can walk around saying I'm an 18 year old thick agent - as an extra I need one memorable part.
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MarillionFan replied

13 December 2013, 21:15
Old Hack as Jim Davidson.
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greenlake replied

13 December 2013, 20:19
Gotta have at least one of these....
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eek replied

13 December 2013, 18:27
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

That's actually Mrs Admin wearing an MF mask.

I know rule 34 but can't imagine anyone could possibly be that sick
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Old Greg replied

13 December 2013, 18:26
Originally posted by eek View Post

Nope. She knows I have the incriminating photos of Admin and MF.....

That's actually Mrs Admin wearing an MF mask.
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eek replied

13 December 2013, 17:50
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Now our post count is equal she'll get confused and stab you with her poisoned needle.

Nope. She knows I have the incriminating photos of Admin and MF.....
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Old Greg replied

13 December 2013, 17:42
Originally posted by eek View Post

10,765

(10,965 by the time she logs on and notices)

Now our post count is equal she'll get confused and stab you with her poisoned needle.
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eek replied

13 December 2013, 17:03
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

cojak is the wicked witch.

10,765

(10,965 by the time she logs on and notices)
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Old Greg replied

13 December 2013, 16:57
cojak is the wicked witch.
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eek replied

13 December 2013, 16:54
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

He is, and he's lubing up.

FTFY HTH
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Ruprect replied

13 December 2013, 16:51
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Oh yes, I know that place. Is Geoff still head of IT there?

No? Oh, who is it now?

"Its Ivan. Ivan Itchycrack"
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Ruprect replied

13 December 2013, 16:48
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Oh yes he is!

(please don't say he's behind me)

He is, and he's limbering up.
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Ticktock replied

13 December 2013, 15:29
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I wanted to be one of the newbie 18 year old .

I know it's a panto, but it has to be in some way plausible
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norrahe replied

13 December 2013, 15:28
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Oh no he isn't.

Oh yes he is!

(please don't say he's behind me)
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