Reply to: Rattle, Rattle, Bang, Crash!

[greenlake]

There is no escape.
Trapped in a small room, quiet as the grave.
Now, how can I sabotage his keyboard?

Simple. No keys, no noise....

[darmstadt]

Install this:

Sound Pilot - Software Informer. Sound Pilot is a program that will add sounds to your keyboard.

or this:

Jingle Keyboard - Software Informer. It plays sounds when any key of the keyboard or the mouse is pressed.

and annoy the tulip out of everyone...

[d000hg]

There's a duck?

Bashing your duck at work is probably grounds for instant dismissal.

[minestrone]

FTFY

I'll have you know I have passable piano and guitar as well as mastery of the kit

Cheek of it.

[d000hg]

Headphones? Focusing on your work?

[alluvial]

Actually, I think I prefer the swivelling around suddenly in my chair and shouting "Shut the duck up! "

Bloody predictive text.

[alluvial]

Actually, I think I prefer the swivelling around suddenly in my chair and shouting "Shut the duck up! "

[Old Greg]

What is it with people that hammer away at a keyboard as if they are trying to bludgeon it to death?
For God's sake, the bloody spacebar has not done anything to upset anyone so there is no need to hit it as if it's just insulted your mother!

If he's going to do it anyway, you may as well go and insult his mother.

[KentPhilip]

Maybe you could insert a rubber mat under it to dampen the noise. Otherwise you may have to resort to flying over in an F11 and bombing him.

Quite right. Start hammering your F11 key

[NotAllThere]

I hammer the crap out of my keyboard, I can't help it, it is the inner musiciandrummer in me.

FTFY

[minestrone]

I hammer the crap out of my keyboard, I can't help it, it is the inner musician in me.

[NotAllThere]

Send in a drone.

[Mich the Tester]

There is no escape.
Trapped in a small room, quiet as the grave.
Now, how can I sabotage his keyboard?

Maybe you could insert a rubber mat under it to dampen the noise. Otherwise you may have to resort to flying over in an F11 and bombing him.

[alluvial]

There is no escape other than to shift to another desk, maybe tomorrow when you enter the building, but you'll have to control your frustration until the end of today.

There is no escape.
Trapped in a small room, quiet as the grave.
Now, how can I sabotage his keyboard?

[Mich the Tester]

There is no escape other than to shift to another desk, maybe tomorrow when you enter the building, but you'll have to control your frustration until the end of today.