Broken leg

[mudskipper]

So, nothing like this one then (except for the green willy)?

That ones willy is shinier. And it looks like he spilled a bit of white stuff.

[hyperD]

That should be put down, not eaten.

[greenlake]

His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.

His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)

So, nothing like this one then (except for the green willy)?

[Mich the Tester]

His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.

His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)

They could have used a Flake. Or maybe a Toblerone for the extra stimulation.

[mudskipper]

If this was his profile on a dating site i'd go out with him

I'd worry about the agent's logo bit, but apart from that he is quite cute.

[Bellona]

His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.

His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)

If this was his profile on a dating site i'd go out with him

[mudskipper]

Were his eyes made of smarties?

His eyes are white splodges of icing with brown dabs in the middle. He's looking cheekily to the right. He has a brown icing smile, and is nose-less.

His chest is covered by agents logo, and he has a brown smartie belly button, and green smartie willy (or perhaps they're buttons)

[SimonMac]

bite its head off

The agents?

[Mich the Tester]

Were his eyes made of smarties?

[Bellona]

You sure that wasn't just the agents attempt to get his 15% ??

15% = Gingerbread man ?
Must of been the size of a dog !

[TestMangler]

... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.

He's still smiling though!

You sure that wasn't just the agents attempt to get his 15% ??

[doodab]

And I thought I was in bad shape.

[Bellona]

... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.

He's still smiling though!

Better eat him straight away before infection sets in : the gingerbread man, not the agent ( for the benefit of the declared perverts on here )

[Pondlife]

He's still smiling though!

bite its head off

[mudskipper]

... and two broken arms on the (branded) gingerbread man that my agent sent as this years festive gift.

He's still smiling though!