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Just bought chocolate advent calendars for me and the noob. The only ones they had were 'Hello Kitty'...
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Given the alcohol habits of most of the people here, I think you'd need a crate per day.Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
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I admire the canes but these wise men have lost their spiritsOriginally posted by greenlake View PostAn earlier version had Johnnie instead of Jose....

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So the wise men were 'Jack', 'Jose' and 'Jim'.. hmmmOriginally posted by greenlake View PostYou're right. How about a homemade nativity scene?

I notice they forgot the tomato juice, so they're denying Mary was a virgin.
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Given the size of windows on most advent calendars, I think this will end messily.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostToo right.
While stealing chocolates out of my child's advent calendar and replacing them with tomatoes.
I love the whisky one but they cost something like £200. The beer one is genius.
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Maybe CUK should have it's own version of Advent calendar - let people vote who should be banned on each day ...
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGood to see everyone remembers the real meaning of Christmas. Get as p1ssed as possible.
Too right.
While stealing chocolates out of my child's advent calendar and replacing them with tomatoes.
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Good to see everyone remembers the real meaning of Christmas. Get as p1ssed as possible.
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