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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    And a Jolly Good Day to you EO !!!

    Now where were we ...that right ... Barcelona !!!

    Hmm - new teeth - that's weird ...
    Good to see you here again Mr Pruffock!

    <doffs cap>

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Well done for surviving. If you feel up to it, it may be a good idea to let us have details as it may help others with diagnosis and symptoms.
    Aye - that I shal.,

    Listen - its more than just my cancer cure - it was a miracle that it was detected at all - and my sister being cured of cancer and my Mothers illness - well after 40 years away from a Church Alf in prodigal son mode during prayers meets God - and his Mum - and has a drink with them .

    I mean during that encounter of my soul I have drunk from the Holy Grail - Mary's was a Silver one.

    I know that might sound a tad incredible - but I would swear on my Mothers life but she passed away in Janruary - I was her carer the past couple of years.

    Well - I have experienced Eternity and Infinity after drinking from these chalices - laugh if you must - but it was the most profound experience of my life - what can be proven is my cure from cancer - and my sisters at around the same time.

    Read all about this incredible but true tale in the forthcoming thread "The Life and Times of AlfrefdJPruffock"


    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 11 March 2015, 16:41. Reason: t

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Good day Sir!
    And a Jolly Good Day to you EO !!!

    Now where were we ...that right ... Barcelona !!!

    Hmm - new teeth - that's weird ...

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Yes I have been to Hell and back - it was worse than any prison - I was diagnosed with a deadly disease Melanoma Cancer - but was - some say - miraculously cured - others say that I regenerated - you can read all about it - in a forthcoming thread " The Life and Times of AlfredJPruffock."
    Well done for surviving. If you feel up to it, it may be a good idea to let us have details as it may help others with diagnosis and symptoms.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Good day Sir!

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by zeitghost


    Welcome back, Alf.

    That is very kind of you to say so - how the devil are you Zeitghost ?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    WHS. What was it like inside?
    Yes I have been to Hell and back - it was worse than any prison - I was diagnosed with a deadly disease Melanoma Cancer - but was - some say - miraculously cured - others say that I regenerated - you can read all about it - in a forthcoming thread " The Life and Times of AlfredJPruffock."
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 5 March 2015, 09:42.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by zeitghost


    Welcome back, Alf.

    WHS. What was it like inside?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Half of the Lies I tell you are not true...

    Rumours of my
    death have been somewhat exaggerated - now Boys and Girls where were we ?

    Ah - Barcelona !!! New teeth - that's weird ...

    The morning comes to consciousness

    Of faint stale smells of beer
    From the sawdust-trampled street

    With all its muddy feet that press
    To early coffee-stands.

    With the other masquerades
    That time resumes,
    One thinks of all the hands

    That are raising dingy shades
    In a thousand furnished rooms.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 5 March 2015, 09:17.

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  • aardvark
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    Originally posted by zoco View Post
    Hi Alf
    Not me - haven't got a poetic bone in my body (but I have got a funny one...)

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  • minestrone
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    He was a piano tuner.

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  • zoco
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    AJP
    Last Activity 2nd January 2013 18:58

    Zoco
    Join Date Jun 2013


    No effort put into sockies these days.
    I was a long time lurker before I plucked up courage to join the mêlée

    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Was he the guy who replied to any and everything with lyrics from some pop song?

    I must say I found it rather tedious.
    It was poetry!


    Originally posted by aardvark View Post
    Wasted days - Beyond recognition
    In the times of the fall
    Long steps towards second beginning
    If the goal - Has no meaning at all
    Hi Alf

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  • aardvark
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Was he the guy who replied to any and everything with lyrics from some pop song?

    I must say I found it rather tedious.
    Wasted days - Beyond recognition
    In the times of the fall
    Long steps towards second beginning
    If the goal - Has no meaning at all

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by zoco View Post
    I miss you...
    Was he the guy who replied to any and everything with lyrics from some pop song?

    I must say I found it rather tedious.

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    That sounds a lot like pF, did they mention swans at any time ?
    You're showing your age there. Didn't he get banned back in 2000/2001?

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