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Alfred J Pruffock
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Not me - haven't got a poetic bone in my body (but I have got a funny one...)Originally posted by zoco View PostHi Alf
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Half of the Lies I tell you are not true...
Rumours of my
death have been somewhat exaggerated - now Boys and Girls where were we ?
Ah - Barcelona !!! New teeth - that's weird ...
The morning comes to consciousness
Of faint stale smells of beer
From the sawdust-trampled street
With all its muddy feet that press
To early coffee-stands.
With the other masquerades
That time resumes,
One thinks of all the hands
That are raising dingy shades
In a thousand furnished rooms.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 5 March 2015, 09:17.Comment
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Yes I have been to Hell and back - it was worse than any prison - I was diagnosed with a deadly disease Melanoma Cancer - but was - some say - miraculously cured - others say that I regenerated - you can read all about it - in a forthcoming thread " The Life and Times of AlfredJPruffock."Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWHS. What was it like inside?Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 5 March 2015, 09:42.Comment
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That is very kind of you to say so - how the devil are you Zeitghost ?Originally posted by zeitghost
Welcome back, Alf.

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Well done for surviving. If you feel up to it, it may be a good idea to let us have details as it may help others with diagnosis and symptoms.Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostYes I have been to Hell and back - it was worse than any prison - I was diagnosed with a deadly disease Melanoma Cancer - but was - some say - miraculously cured - others say that I regenerated - you can read all about it - in a forthcoming thread " The Life and Times of AlfredJPruffock.""A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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And a Jolly Good Day to you EO !!!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGood day Sir!
Now where were we ...that right ... Barcelona !!!
Hmm - new teeth - that's weird ...Comment
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