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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    Hopefully a token muslim with a suicide vest bomb which will detonate from the impact of Prescott's thuggish paw.


    The ultimate stupid act by the ultimate pig-thicky!

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Perhaps, as he does his token walkabout at Terminal 4 when the hubbub dies down a bit, he'll punch a token muslim.
    Hopefully a token muslim with a suicide vest bomb which will detonate from the impact of Prescott's thuggish paw.

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  • Andyw
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    I hate to enlighten you but it's been like that for years !

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  • Shimano105
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    Originally posted by hugebrain
    So do you like high prices or low prices? Make up your mind, they can't both be bad.
    They can on here matey!

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  • Numptycorner
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    All you whingers must be doing really badly.

    Signed

    A proper contractor

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by hugebrain
    So do you like high prices or low prices? Make up your mind, they can't both be bad.
    Look, I just make up the headlines, okay?

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  • hugebrain
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    This is it. The doomesday scenario is unfolding.

    House prices crashing
    Oil and gas prices at record levels.
    So do you like high prices or low prices? Make up your mind, they can't both be bad.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Pondlife
    Fortunately we have Mr Prescott at the helm to steer us towards calmer waters.
    Perhaps, as he does his token walkabout at Terminal 4 when the hubbub dies down a bit, he'll punch a token muslim.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    And whilst the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse storm out,take a note from our great leader whom is busy holidaying in Barbados.

    Weather here, Wish you were lovely.

    Fortunately we have Mr Prescott at the helm to steer us towards calmer waters.

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  • DimPrawn
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    http://services.silicon.com/bpo/0,38...9161292,00.htm

    More than 700 jobs at insurance firm Zurich could be axed as part of plans to close its Newcastle call centre and move some of the work to India.

    Zurich said it believes the business can improve its effectiveness and efficiency by operating across a smaller number of locations.

    As a result of the operational review Zurich is looking to close its Newcastle call centre by the end of March next year and transfer some work out of its Cardiff and Portsmouth operations a few months later.

    The proposals will affect all 505 jobs in Newcastle as well as 139 jobs in Portsmouth and 86 jobs in Cardiff.

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  • BobTheCrate
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    Much as I'd like to DP, I struggle to rubbish your bullet points or counter them with any plus points.

    Your list fails to mention 'ever increasing tax measures'.

    Originally posted by AtW
    It all starts when SKA v2.0 BETA 1 becomes self-aware...
    Nice one AtW, nice one. Particularly being a beta version.

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  • meridian
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    ....take a note from our great leader whom is busy holidaying in Barbados.
    How's he going to get back
    How will we cope with Two Shags in charge

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Its not all gloom and doom you know.

    You could cheer youself up by doing your Christmas Shopping at Harrods.

    What wonderfull Freedoms we have !

    Oh, you dont have a job and theyve taken your credit card back?

    Never mind.

    And whilst the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse storm out,take a note from our great leader whom is busy holidaying in Barbados.

    Weather here, Wish you were lovely.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 10 August 2006, 09:34.

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  • AtW
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    It all starts when SKA v2.0 BETA 1 becomes self-aware...

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  • Troll
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    Again...it is the prophecy...

    and the flat cappers shall grow restless amongst you
    and their numbers will be beyond measure.
    Darkness will fill the skys and the 08:32 to JFK will be cancelled

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