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Bit early to be drinking dodgy huh???Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostReminds me of a story of a relative of mine who was a psychiatrist. there was a four ball playing golf in the rain and one of the players stuck his umbrella into his foot so that he could play his shot. One of them rushed into the clubhouse and asked if there was a doctor. the barman pointed to my uncle.
The guy asks tells him that one of his friends had stuck an umbrella through his foot to which the relative asked "did he do it deliberately?". The golfer was taken aback by this and said "No" "it was an accident".
My uncle then said "I am sorry, I can't help him".
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Reminds me of a story of a relative of mine who was a psychiatrist. there was a four ball playing golf in the rain and one of the players stuck his umbrella into his foot so that he could play his shot. One of them rushed into the clubhouse and asked if there was a doctor. the barman pointed to my uncle.
The guy asks tells him that one of his friends had stuck an umbrella through his foot to which the relative asked "did he do it deliberately?". The golfer was taken aback by this and said "No" "it was an accident".
My uncle then said "I am sorry, I can't help him".
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Sounds like it was only through his scrote, not his actual nads. Wimp.
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ouchy,ouch ouch!!
Man nails own testicles to floor: Russian performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky nails his own testicles to cobblestones in Moscow's Red Square | Metro News
still wincing.A man was arrested after stripping naked and nailing his own testicles to the ground in broad daylight and in full view of tourists at one of the world’s most visited landmarks.
Self-styled performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky received treatment at a clinic before being taken to a police station following the incident, which he said was a protest against Russia’s ‘police state’.
anyone willing to do similar for BN66 / IR35?Tags: None
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