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Previously on "Churchill does what?"

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    For a tenner he'll take out his false gnashers first
    And for twenty he wears them rectally.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Do you compete on price or quality?
    For a tenner he'll take out his false gnashers first

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    We're all sinners here, honey.
    Did you mean "sisters"?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I take it this is Churchill's coming out thread though it has attracted closet homosexuals like vetran (sic).
    We're all sinners here, honey.

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  • sasguru
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    I take it this is Churchill's coming out thread though it has attracted closet homosexuals like vetran (sic).
    I think we should be supportive.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    What you suspect is neither here nor there since we've established long ago that you're a cretin of the first order, a "BA", no less.
    I will agree with AL that BAs are a complete waste of space generally. Almost as parasitic as pimps, but not as bright.
    Not experienced in your line of work but I suspect if you use more lube you might find your anger issues might improve when your ass isn't as sore Sassy!

    Get back to your garden shed.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Blows squaddies for a fiver on a Friday night down at Bulford Barracks after playing a game of freckles.
    FTFY

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I think we have already established AL is a 'Taker' but I suspect Assguru is as well.
    What you suspect is neither here nor there since we've established long ago that you're a cretin of the first order, a "BA", no less.
    I will agree with AL that BAs are a complete waste of space generally. Almost as parasitic as pimps, but not as bright.

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  • sasguru
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    Bah! There was no reason to ban him, need some entertainment on a boring Friday.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    At that price quality should be a given.
    I think we have already established AL is a 'Taker' but I suspect Assguru is as well.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Do you compete on price or quality?
    At that price quality should be a given.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Blows squaddies for a fiver on a Friday night down at Gibraltar Barracks.
    Do you compete on price or quality?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I'm here rather frequently, if you don't remember perhaps you need to be tested for Alzheimer's...



    I couldn't see where this thread came from, was there a spat I missed or was Churchill still drunk from last night?
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1837962

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Who the fck are you again?
    I'm here rather frequently, if you don't remember perhaps you need to be tested for Alzheimer's...



    I couldn't see where this thread came from, was there a spat I missed or was Churchill still drunk from last night?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Blows squaddies for a fiver on a Friday night down at Gibraltar Barracks.
    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
    Can someone lend me a fiver?
    Would anyone want you to bring it back afterwards?

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