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Previously on "Are there any competent professionals on this site?"

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    You have summed up the qualifications needed to be a "professional" recruitment consultant. That must make me the only true professional here
    Nope I am officially a Professional as recognised by the Government & Royal Charter

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  • DimPrawn
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    At current client co I've found my niche fetching tea and invoicing.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I can testify that MF is big IRL. I didn't realise he was so old though.
    They age fast in Special Offender Segregation Units. He's actually only 55.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    From the egotistical hyperactives to the emotionally incontinent incompetents to the dosser low-skilled Daily Mail reading inadequates to the plain low IQ thickos to the Walter Mittys and various combinations thereof, we seem to have it all on this site.

    Just saying like.
    You have summed up the qualifications needed to be a "professional" recruitment consultant. That must make me the only true professional here

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Compared to the Dutch contractor sites, CUK is an oasis of humour and intellect.
    That puts us on a par with a bucket of worms...

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Let them eat cake.
    And judging by the rotundity of most of them, that's exactly what they do.
    When we've at the point the poor can afford this much cake, we must have made big inroads on poverty
    Last edited by d000hg; 7 November 2013, 13:01.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Sasguru, wrong login!
    I can testify that MF is big IRL. I didn't realise he was so old though.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


    I am the big I am. IRL.
    The Queen sends me a telegram on every birthday.
    When I go to Cineworld to watch a film, there are always paps there to take my picture.
    When I fly the pilots give up their seats for me.
    Beckham only did that speedboat skit down the Thames because I was unavailable that day.
    Sasguru, wrong login!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Have you ever thought that people play the big I am on an anonymous internet forum and IRL are quite pleasant?


    I am the big I am. IRL.
    The Queen sends me a telegram on every birthday.
    When I go to Cineworld to watch a film, there are always paps there to take my picture.
    When I fly the pilots give up their seats for me.
    Beckham only did that speedboat skit down the Thames because I was unavailable that day.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Dross is the word you're looking for.
    Yeah, Russell sure is. Still crying because the mods smacked his botty, talk about lack of character.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No I forgot lazy, good-for-nothing, parasitical pimp leeches.
    That's a subset of low IQ thickos.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molding_(process)

    "A mold or mould is a hollowed-out block that is filled with a liquid like plastic, glass, metal, or ceramic raw materials. "

    Usually one can work out the correct meaning of the word from the context. I guess you are one of those sas is speaking about.

    HTH
    English, boy! It's a language our forefathers fought and died defending! Use it! Be proud to shout from the rafters "I AM AN ENGLISHMAN!".

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    ...what are we going to about the poor?
    Let them eat cake.
    And judging by the rotundity of most of them, that's exactly what they do.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    You seem to have covered everyone.
    No I forgot lazy, good-for-nothing, parasitical pimp leeches.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    From the egotistical hyperactives to the emotionally incontinent incompetents to the dosser low-skilled Daily Mail reading inadequates to the plain low IQ thickos to the Walter Mittys and various combinations thereof, we seem to have it all on this site.
    I guess the dedicated professionals operating at the top of their game are elsewhere?
    Just saying like.
    Anyway, enough about you, what are we going to about the poor?

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