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It happened to me - the only slush fund I had was some redundancy money which was used to pay advance rent and deposit for a room in a shared house and food whilst claiming JSA and having to pay FMH mortgage and bills. Apart from that I have 1000's in credit card debts, had a gig for 3 months and am on the bench again.
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Yep, it's called the company account.Originally posted by zoco View PostTo keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.
Actually, if my missus knew I had one she probably would file for divorce....
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WTF! you mean you don't already have a mistress!Originally posted by zoco View PostTo keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.
Actually, if my missus knew I had one she probably would file for divorce....
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Russian language has a word for this, AtW will know it!
My two brothers each had theirs at my mothers, hidden in Tabbaco tins....
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No, but I am measuring up your slippers and dressing gown for size.Originally posted by zoco View PostTo keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.
Actually, if my missus knew I had one she probably would file for divorce....
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Do you have a slush fund?
To keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.
Actually, if my missus knew I had one she probably would file for divorce....Tags: None
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