SY01 Hound

[Dactylion]

While I was doing tip runs on the weekend after I returned from my first trip my wife as there to greet me. She said she knew I was coming back 5 minutes before I got there as the dog got up and trotted to the front door and sat there with her tail wagging.

As it's a 5 minute drive from the tip to my house this would mean she knew I was on my way back the moment I left the tip.

How do dogs do this kind of thing?

And why can't she pick me out 6 winning numbers?

Fookin spooky, like.

Can we just look at this without Suity Anthpromophic Specs:
1) Suity goes out to tip.
A) Dog doesn't give a Tulip
2) Suity farts about at tip
B) Dog Doesn't give a Tulip
3) More stuff happens with Suity
C) Dog gets on with doggy stuff including thought passing through its mind...
"I think I need a tulip"
- In the past when Dog has needed a Tulip he has noticed that if he sits by the door the fat arsed chunt that seems to be in the same location appears making odd noises and grunts but also opens the thing that seems to block the dogs way out to the place where he likes to tulip.
D) Dog goes to sit by the door on the basis that at some point the FAC will appear
4) Suity does more stuff at the tip
E) Dog continues to sit by the door having doggy thoughts
5) Suity gets home
F) Dog goes for a tulip

Being a simpleminded lower order animal without the ability for cognitive thought processes.............. Suity makes an entirely spurious cause-effect link between unconnected events.

[suityou01]

The dog probably heard someone at the tip yelling at you for being a pillock.

That didn't happen until the second trip

[Epiphone]

The dog probably heard someone at the tip yelling at you for being a pillock.

[Bunk]

Like I said, very sensitive noses.

Not that sensitive actually

[OwlHoot]

So basically it's a 15 minute round trip. She waits ten minutes and then gets excited 5 minutes early.

******* clever those dogs.

Or Suity drives an old banger, and the dog can hear it backfiring as he starts back from the tip

[vetran]

So she detected this from 2 miles away, upwind on a blowy day?

we have been trying to tell you turning your Y fronts inside out all week is a bad thing

[doodab]

So she detected this from 2 miles away, upwind on a blowy day?

Like I said, very sensitive noses.

[suityou01]

Dogs have an excellent sense of smell. When you turn around to come back your arse is pointing the other way and she can detect this.

So she detected this from 2 miles away, upwind on a blowy day?

[doodab]

Explain that hemorrhoid boy.

Dogs have an excellent sense of smell. When you turn around to come back your arse is pointing the other way and she can detect this.

[suityou01]

So basically it's a 15 minute round trip. She waits ten minutes and then gets excited 5 minutes early.

******* clever those dogs.

Well yes. Factor this in smart arse. The compactor at the tip was broken, so all and sundry had to use the big containers which means climbing a big flight of metal stairs. Folks getting in other folks way, dropping things. The queues were horrendous and the whole thing took far longer than usual.

Explain that hemorrhoid boy.

[doodab]

While I was doing tip runs on the weekend after I returned from my first trip my wife as there to greet me. She said she knew I was coming back 5 minutes before I got there as the dog got up and trotted to the front door and sat there with her tail wagging.

As it's a 5 minute drive from the tip to my house this would mean she knew I was on my way back the moment I left the tip.

How do dogs do this kind of thing?

And why can't she pick me out 6 winning numbers?

Fookin spooky, like.

So basically it's a 15 minute round trip. She waits ten minutes and then gets excited 5 minutes early.

******* clever those dogs.

[suityou01]

While I was doing tip runs on the weekend after I returned from my first trip my wife as there to greet me. She said she knew I was coming back 5 minutes before I got there as the dog got up and trotted to the front door and sat there with her tail wagging.

As it's a 5 minute drive from the tip to my house this would mean she knew I was on my way back the moment I left the tip.

How do dogs do this kind of thing?

And why can't she pick me out 6 winning numbers?

Fookin spooky, like.