SY01 Hound

[suityou01]

The dog probably heard someone at the tip yelling at you for being a pillock.

That didn't happen until the second trip

[Dactylion]

While I was doing tip runs on the weekend after I returned from my first trip my wife as there to greet me. She said she knew I was coming back 5 minutes before I got there as the dog got up and trotted to the front door and sat there with her tail wagging.

As it's a 5 minute drive from the tip to my house this would mean she knew I was on my way back the moment I left the tip.

How do dogs do this kind of thing?

And why can't she pick me out 6 winning numbers?

Fookin spooky, like.

Can we just look at this without Suity Anthpromophic Specs:
1) Suity goes out to tip.
A) Dog doesn't give a Tulip
2) Suity farts about at tip
B) Dog Doesn't give a Tulip
3) More stuff happens with Suity
C) Dog gets on with doggy stuff including thought passing through its mind...
"I think I need a tulip"
- In the past when Dog has needed a Tulip he has noticed that if he sits by the door the fat arsed chunt that seems to be in the same location appears making odd noises and grunts but also opens the thing that seems to block the dogs way out to the place where he likes to tulip.
D) Dog goes to sit by the door on the basis that at some point the FAC will appear
4) Suity does more stuff at the tip
E) Dog continues to sit by the door having doggy thoughts
5) Suity gets home
F) Dog goes for a tulip

Being a simpleminded lower order animal without the ability for cognitive thought processes.............. Suity makes an entirely spurious cause-effect link between unconnected events.