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SimonMac replied

25 October 2013, 12:57
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

FTFY

Originally posted by vetran View Post

Naughty

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vetran replied

25 October 2013, 12:29
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

FTFY

Naughty

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to northernladuk again.
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northernladuk replied

25 October 2013, 12:20
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A plausible culprit is Mudskipper, which uses its bladder regularly. The shouty piscine is well known to those living along the Duwamish Waterway in West Seattle, who've been suffering the "kind of creepy" screaming orgasms for some time.

FTFY

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Paddy replied

25 October 2013, 11:43
Originally posted by vetran View Post

SEX CRAZED FISH keeping hapless Southamptonites awake

Southampton is full of low class street hookers, I think the throbbing sounds come from Ford Mondeos parked near the docks.
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25 October 2013, 08:33
Ahoy Midshipman - prepare for Boarding!

SEX CRAZED FISH keeping hapless Southamptonites awake

Experts have suggested that a night-time humming keeping residents along Hampshire's Southampton Water from their kip may be the result of randy fish.

Bleary-eyed people living close to the estuary have complained of hours of persistent throbbing, kicking off at 10pm, the Telegraph reports.
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A plausible culprit is the male Midshipman fish, which uses its swim bladder to vocalise a call to females. The shouty piscine is well known to those living along the Duwamish Waterway in West Seattle, who've been suffering the "kind of creepy" drone for some time.
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