Reply to: Sniff, sniff, sniff, cough, sniff,sniff

[MarillionFan]

Everyones annoying me today. Two staff have asked for their appraisals FFS, one wants expenses signing off & my US DBA won't stop badgering me asking me what I think of X what I think of Y as I've been avoiding her all week.

I'm busy. Fook off & manage yourselves.

[vetran]

She is a proud permie........

then she probably needs the money!

[eek]

She is a contractor, almost anything for a price!

She is a proud permie........

[vetran]

I don't think Halo provides a transatlantic service....

She is a contractor, almost anything for a price!

[eek]

Halo is offering a corpse disposal service.

I don't think Halo provides a transatlantic service....

[mudskipper]

Too late, had a shovel to hand. Now how do I get the body out of the office without being seen.

Halo is offering a corpse disposal service.

[bless 'em all]

Too late, had a shovel to hand. Now how do I get the left-overs out of the office without being seen. Nom nom!

FTFY.

If you're gonna BS do it US style!

[eek]

Too late, had a shovel to hand. Now how do I get the body out of the office without being seen.

I repeat my comment above.....

[MarillionFan]

Too late, had a shovel to hand. Now how do I get the body out of the office without being seen.

[OwlHoot]

Listen love it's terrible you've got a cold, but the office is dead quiet, you can here a pin drop and all I can hear is you fooking sniffing & spluttering. No do me a favour, blow your nose or fook off home before I belt you over the head with my laptop & drag your dead carcass into my car and drop your corpse in the middle of Death Valley.

WTF is wrong with some people!!!! mad

Someone has a cold in Arizona?

They must have caught it off some germ-ridden guy who's just flown over there from the UK

[Alias]

close your office door? oh...wait...you don't have one and are working in an open plan?

[SueEllen]

Are you still pretending to be in America?

No sick pay over there. I guess they soldier on until death.

Don't they shoot each other in the office?

[Platypus]

Listen love it's terrible you've got a cold, but the office is dead quiet, you can here a pin drop and all I can hear is you fooking sniffing & spluttering. No do me a favour, blow your nose or fook off home before I belt you over the head with my laptop & drag your dead carcass into my car and drop your corpse in the middle of Death Valley.

WTF is wrong with some people!!!! mad

Are you still pretending to be in America?

No sick pay over there. I guess they soldier on until death.

[SueEllen]

Go over and loudly give her a tissue.

I'm too mean to do that on public transport as I like watching people suffering.

[eek]

You are a manager now, one of the only benefits is getting an underling to do it for you...

FTFY HTH