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http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ever-knew.htmlOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post???
I'm a short arse, yep
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???Originally posted by vetran View Postyou need to go back to ysgol?
or you are a short arse?
I'm a short arse, yep
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Well....I require ladders a lot of the time! And grabbers for things on high shelves in the kitchen.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMe too
Anyway, thought you'd mentioned that you're vertically challenged - no ladders required.
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Me tooOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNow I know why I keep getting confused
Anyway, thought you'd mentioned that you're vertically challenged - no ladders required.
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With an opening post like the one in this thread, he's rather asking for it (or a ban?). No idea what I did do provoke 'my' thread either - only communication I'd had with him was a (+ve) welcome back rep I left him.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGuys, let's drop the BP thing. I don't know all the details because he's switched off PMs, but I do know he's been going through a bloody awful time; screwed by the tax man, now struggling to see his kids, and I'll tell you what, seeing as we're (nearly) all self employed, there but for the grace of the God I sometimes wish I believed in, go we. I just wish the guy would tell us what the hell's wrong and stop lashing out at people. Give the guy a break. We might all need it some day.
"The boy kicked out at the world, the world kicked back a lot feckin' harder."
This too.Originally posted by vetran View PostSorry BP sounds like you are having a Tulip time.
Anything we can do to help give us a shout!
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Now I know why I keep getting confusedOriginally posted by Hairy View PostDropped down to his level? Fook me DA, it would take a ladder, then some steps, followed by a lift of some proportion for you to get up to MP's level.
Let's remember now, you're a pimp.
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Someone here's not really adhering to the rules Admin set out. It would be sad to see the ban hammer coming out for such trivial slights.
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Don't worry about that; someone's painted your car 'vomit beige'!Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDamn, just realised my number plate starts with DA:

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Sorry BP sounds like you are having a Tulip time.
Anything we can do to help give us a shout!
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Guys, let's drop the BP thing. I don't know all the details because he's switched off PMs, but I do know he's been going through a bloody awful time; screwed by the tax man, now struggling to see his kids, and I'll tell you what, seeing as we're (nearly) all self employed, there but for the grace of the God I sometimes wish I believed in, go we. I just wish the guy would tell us what the hell's wrong and stop lashing out at people. Give the guy a break. We might all need it some day.Last edited by Mich the Tester; 16 October 2013, 20:32.
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