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Previously on "Quarter of English have maths skills of ten-year-old"
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostOn the BBC news, Business editor Preston pants makes use of the most unnecessary pauses between his words. Then it occurred to me, he's speaking for the thick quarter.
The thick quarter don't watch the news - it's "boring"
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On the BBC news, Business editor Preston pants makes use of the most unnecessary pauses between his words. Then it occurred to me, he's speaking for the thick quarter.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPeople in northern regions might not read the story as they are busy eating pies.
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When I first started in comupting I was told that my English qualifications were more important then my (non-existent) maths ones as that meant I would be able to RTFM and be able to understand it. That held true until the day I had to fix code in hexadecimal :-(
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSo because a quarter of ten year olds have the math skills of a 5 year old, and quarter of five year olds the skills of a two year old and so on, that might mean 1 / 4^n adults, for some fairly small value of n, have the maths skills of an embryo
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostI believe you.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI would read it if I found it even slightly interesting.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou are assuming we can read it at all. Good to see our reputation is improving.
Was this deliberate?
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostPeople in the southern regions might read the story if they could.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPeople in northern regions might not read the story if there are no pies in it.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPeople in northern regions might not read the story if there are no pies in it.
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Originally posted by rd409 View PostIt would also be interesting to find out, how many of those literate kids have immigrant parents.
Compare the UK with Poland and other E.European countries for maths and programming contests...
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