Reply to: £1000 a night, Dodgy wouldn't get into bed for that!

[northernladyuk]

I expect that value is defined not on looks but on the quantity of service provided

FTFY

[Platypus]

£1000 for that?!

I expect that value is defined not on looks but on the quality of service provided

[northernladyuk]

I remember the time the old man made £1000 in one night. We still keep on display the letter of appreciation from the Military Maritime Fleet of the USSR.

[amcdonald]

It's not illegal but pimping is.

Dodgy is illegal

[KentPhilip]

Top models are artificially skinny to the point of ugliness. I don't know what hookers cost but to me £1000 sounds rather high-end, she looks like a cleaner!

Did somebody mention a cleaner?

[edison]

If prostitution is illegal, how is an honest girl on the game supposed to pay her share of taxes? Seems a bit arse about to prosecute her for tax dodging.

It's not illegal but pimping is.

[amcdonald]

What would be a benefit in kind with such a profession?

All that lingerie I guess, Hector would argue it's dual use

[scooterscot]

What would be a benefit in kind with such a profession?

[vetran]

Top models are artificially skinny to the point of ugliness. I don't know what hookers cost but to me £1000 sounds rather high-end, she looks like a cleaner!

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[d000hg]

Top models are artificially skinny to the point of ugliness. I don't know what hookers cost but to me £1000 sounds rather high-end, she looks like a cleaner!

[vetran]

BIM65001 - Measuring the profits (particular trades): prostitution

If the activities of a prostitute or any other person deriving income from prostitution are organised in such a way as to constitute a trade or profession, the profits are liable to income tax. This was confirmed by the ‘Miss Whiplash’ case, CIR v Aken [1990] 63TC395.

If you are investigating such profits you must refer to EM2097

[vetran]

£1000 for that?!

I think she dressed down for the court. A quick visit to la Sensza and the makeup counter and she would probably look pretty good.

Have you seen any of the top models without makeup? A lot of them look really rough. Many starve / workout for shoots.

[d000hg]

£1000 for that?!

[amcdonald]

If prostitution is illegal, how is an honest girl on the game supposed to pay her share of taxes? Seems a bit arse about to prosecute her for tax dodging.

Its one of the examples you always learn doing accountancy exams, they've thought of this one long ago and probably as much with the Al Capones of this world in mind than just wanting to tax everything

Prostitutes are duty bound to pay tax, so are dominatrixes, escort girls, massage parlours etc etc

What would be interesting if someone actually doing something illegal made a tax return, as HMRC still have a duty of confidentiality.

I wonder if any drug dealers have diligently filed their annual tax returns...

[mudskipper]

If prostitution is illegal, how is an honest girl on the game supposed to pay her share of taxes? Seems a bit arse about to prosecute her for tax dodging.