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I finished with a girl because I hated her name. Well I say finished. I got a contract in a different town and moved. Treat 'em mean!
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Originally posted by vetran View Post3 seconds according to NLDYUK!
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Originally posted by vetran View Postyou ARE going to regret that, wait till she gets you into the garage! The things that girl can do with Tupperware will make your eyes pop.
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Originally posted by Ticktock View PostKevin Bloody Wilson.
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool
Right next to hers and I ask
Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bulltulip you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the tulip
And get down to the goodies straight off
Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide on your place or mine
We can **** off then
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Might not work every time, but then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped
and kneed in the nackers
But then I've had a few ****s as well
Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
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Originally posted by vetran View Postyer dad doesn't own a brewery?
Maybe she did and he dumped her the morning afterwards?
Eh?
Ah yes, most likely.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostQuin Woodward Pu: Sought revenge on guy who dumped her after two dates | Mail Online
blimey anyone got any good bunny boiler stories?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGet in line fat boy.
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