Reply to: Rabbit stew anyone?

[BoredBloke]

I finished with a girl because I hated her name. Well I say finished. I got a contract in a different town and moved. Treat 'em mean!

[MaryPoppins]

3 seconds according to NLDYUK!

She never was any good at delaying the inevitable

[vetran]

Regret it? It'll be the best minute of his life.

3 seconds according to NLDYUK!

[MaryPoppins]

you ARE going to regret that, wait till she gets you into the garage! The things that girl can do with Tupperware will make your eyes pop.

Regret it? It'll be the best minute of his life.

[doodab]

Wait till she discovers the cheese grater

Discovers? I though she invented it.

[amcdonald]

you ARE going to regret that, wait till she gets you into the garage! The things that girl can do with Tupperware will make your eyes pop.

Wait till she discovers the cheese grater

[MaryPoppins]

Mr Wilson talks some sense

[vetran]

The man himself - NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin bloody wilson-do ya fu*k on first dates - YouTube

[DaveB]

Kevin Bloody Wilson.

Blown to much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool
Right next to hers and I ask

Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bulltulip you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the tulip
And get down to the goodies straight off

Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide on your place or mine
We can **** off then

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Might not work every time, but then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped
and kneed in the nackers
But then I've had a few ****s as well

Do you **** on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

[Ticktock]

Eh?

Ah yes, most likely.

Kevin Bloody Wilson.

[MaryPoppins]

yer dad doesn't own a brewery?

Maybe she did and he dumped her the morning afterwards?

Eh?

Ah yes, most likely.

[vetran]

Two dates?! Presumably she didn't even shag him then - she can hardly class that as a relationship.

yer dad doesn't own a brewery?

Maybe she did and he dumped her the morning afterwards?

[MaryPoppins]

Quin Woodward Pu: Sought revenge on guy who dumped her after two dates | Mail Online



blimey anyone got any good bunny boiler stories?

Two dates?! Presumably she didn't even shag him then - she can hardly class that as a relationship.

[DaveB]

Overly Attached Girlfriend

[MarillionFan]

Get in line fat boy.

There's a line? I thought it was a free for all.