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mudskipper replied

27 September 2013, 08:03
Originally posted by vetran View Post

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Penis Weight-Lifting - Video

Iron p*nis, yes that is a truck he is pulling.

So tempted to click that link...

Edit: And did - actually it's pretty safe.

How do they attach the weights?

Last edited by mudskipper; 27 September 2013, 08:08.
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vetran replied

27 September 2013, 07:57
Here you go MP

NSFW

Penis Weight-Lifting - Video

Iron p*nis, yes that is a truck he is pulling.
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Mich the Tester replied

27 September 2013, 07:43
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

A two man lift, eh?

Do not project your lack of confidence in your own performance on me. In fact, in this matter, please do not project anything on me.
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MaryPoppins replied

26 September 2013, 20:30
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

A two man lift, eh?

It takes some muscle to lift
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d000hg replied

26 September 2013, 20:27
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It's the weight of my bags that I'd be impressed if he could er, handle.

A two man lift, eh?
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darmstadt replied

26 September 2013, 19:15
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Eh? We ladies love talking about cars (and shoes).
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MaryPoppins replied

26 September 2013, 19:04
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Maybe you haven't seen her handbag:

It's the weight of my bags that I'd be impressed if he could er, handle.
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d000hg replied

26 September 2013, 18:49
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I've yet to find a bloke I could hang my handbag on.

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I think you could easily hang a handbag on me. But apparently many men in their 40s would struggle.

Maybe you haven't seen her handbag:
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mudskipper replied

26 September 2013, 15:09
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Hmmmm, I'm not sure you lot are talking about cars really are you?

Eh? We ladies love talking about cars.
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sasguru replied

26 September 2013, 14:29
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Hmmmm, I'm not sure you lot are talking about cars really are you?

No tulip Sherlock!
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DimPrawn replied

26 September 2013, 14:24
Hmmmm, I'm not sure you lot are talking about cars really are you?
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Mich the Tester replied

26 September 2013, 13:45
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

But it's disappointing when the battery goes flat before the journey is completed.

Well all good things must come to an end, just as the era of the internal combustion engine may be close to its climax, but electric cars might come to an end without ever having given you the good things.
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MaryPoppins replied

26 September 2013, 13:43
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

But it's disappointing when the battery goes flat before the journey is completed.

Sounds like you need to investigate ways to ensure your journeys are quicker.
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mudskipper replied

26 September 2013, 13:38
Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

Trouble is many of the better cars are electrically powered these days .....

But it's disappointing when the battery goes flat before the journey is completed.
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Mich the Tester replied

26 September 2013, 13:20
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It was regular all right Mich, now stop rubbing it in

Waxing can keep the body looking as good as new.
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