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mudskipper replied

18 September 2013, 20:23
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Savoir that moment then

Savour.

If you're going to use my avatar, please pay attention to your spelling and punctuation. I don't want people thinking I'm illiterate.
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DaveB replied

18 September 2013, 13:14
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

There's only one thing BP drinks through a straw, beaver juice.

FTFY
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MaryPoppins replied

18 September 2013, 13:11
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Why would you drink coffee through a straw?

There's only one thing BP drinks through a straw, and it isn't coffee.
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d000hg replied

18 September 2013, 13:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If I drink it through a straw, is there a special name for that?

Why would you drink coffee through a straw?
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DaveB replied

18 September 2013, 12:57
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
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SimonMac replied

18 September 2013, 12:29
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Don't we have a 'shrugging' smiley?
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RedSauce replied

18 September 2013, 10:39
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If I drink it through a straw, is there a special name for that?

felching (or feltching)?
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BrilloPad replied

18 September 2013, 10:33
If I drink it through a straw, is there a special name for that?
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SimonMac replied

18 September 2013, 10:31
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Due to your avatar I keep confusing you with Mudskipper and so I thought for a moment your post was about girl on girl action.

Savoir that moment then
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d000hg replied

18 September 2013, 10:29
Lots of foodstuffs and/or ingredients are made from pretty gross stuff, it's better not to know. As long as it's processed properly, who cares. I mean even the humble sausage is traditionally made out of poo-tube.
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MaryPoppins replied

18 September 2013, 10:06
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No, but we do have a pint in a workings mens club smiley

And see - they're happy. Because they're not drinking poopy coffee. I stand by my choice
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Mich the Tester replied

18 September 2013, 10:04
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Don't we have a 'shrugging' smiley?

No, but we do have a pint in a workings mens club smiley
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MaryPoppins replied

18 September 2013, 10:01
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No surprises there!

Don't we have a 'shrugging' smiley?
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Mich the Tester replied

18 September 2013, 10:00
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I'd rather have a pint at a reception in a working men's club.

No surprises there!
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MaryPoppins replied

18 September 2013, 09:58
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Seriously google Civet coffee

People already drink coffee born from coffee beans digested by a Civet, and then harvested from it's fecal matter

I don't need to google that, thankfully. My incredibly posh mate tried some of this the other day at a wedding.

I'd rather have a pint at a reception in a working men's club.
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