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sasguru replied

16 September 2013, 07:33
Originally posted by vetran View Post

maybe we can get SAS to move out of london think of the cash we could save on the new super sewer.

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

He's already moved to leafy Surrey, which has bought us Londoners a few more precious years of functioning sewers

Not once vetran starts flushing his back issues of the Daily Fail down the khazi.
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OwlHoot replied

15 September 2013, 17:14
Originally posted by vetran View Post

maybe we can get SAS to move out of london think of the cash we could save on the new super sewer.

He's already moved to leafy Surrey, which has bought us Londoners a few more precious years of functioning sewers
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vetran replied

15 September 2013, 13:42
maybe we can get SAS to move out of london think of the cash we could save on the new super sewer.
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shaunbhoy replied

15 September 2013, 12:55
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Was in the zone today - sometimes I love what I do for a living

Yes, seeing the smiles on all those cherubic little faces as you proudly help them cross the road both to and from school......
Well..... must bring quite a lump to the throat.
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vetran replied

14 September 2013, 15:03
There you go SAS now you finished cleaning the oven pop this on your facebook page to prove it!

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Old Greg replied

14 September 2013, 13:01
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

POTD. If inaccurate.

But then you never were any good at sums.
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sasguru replied

14 September 2013, 09:29
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Which is true but odd considering that when SAS moves from CUK to Real Life, it lowers the average IQ of both places.

POTD. If inaccurate.
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Old Greg replied

14 September 2013, 07:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Oddly CUK is quite productive when sas is not here.

Which is true but odd considering that when SAS moves from CUK to Real Life, it lowers the average IQ of both places.
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aussielong replied

13 September 2013, 22:04
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

...when I don't log in to CUK

Was in the zone today - sometimes I love what I do for a living

Roll on weekend.

What is the big picture you are part of?

It seems a couple of hours work makes you happy.

Who is directing you?
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BrilloPad replied

13 September 2013, 17:57
Oddly CUK is quite productive when sas is not here.
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Chunk replied

13 September 2013, 16:18
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Cukking = "wasting time interacting with cretins"

Squeeze me Debs, Squeeze me! Oops my pips have squeaked...
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sasguru replied

13 September 2013, 15:48
Cukking = "wasting time interacting with cretins"
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mudskipper replied

13 September 2013, 15:47
Try Benylin.
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oracleslave replied

13 September 2013, 15:45
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Is CUKKED the past tense of CUKKAKE?

I think sas cukkes whilst engaged in cukkake
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d000hg replied

13 September 2013, 15:43
Is CUKKED the past tense of CUKKAKE?
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