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vetran replied

9 September 2013, 14:33
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Male lactation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"The phenomenon of successful human male breastfeeding has been credibly observed in several cases.[7] "

No excuses then gents, you can do the night shift too.

trust me Lottie has tried. Mrs V is the only acceptable source as far as she is concerned.
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RedSauce replied

9 September 2013, 13:36
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Male lactation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"The phenomenon of successful human male breastfeeding has been credibly observed in several cases.[7] "

No excuses then gents, you can do the night shift too.

One of my friends used steroids quite heavily, after excessive use , you are supposed to take some hormones to balance things out again. he neglected this part and had some quite nasty side-effects including leaking nipples.
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mudskipper replied

9 September 2013, 13:31
Male lactation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"The phenomenon of successful human male breastfeeding has been credibly observed in several cases.[7] "

No excuses then gents, you can do the night shift too.
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mudskipper replied

9 September 2013, 13:29
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I thought the point of breastfeeding was to feed a baby milk, not great blobs of moob-tallow.

Men have all the necessary equipment to produce milk and frequently, when their hormones are out of kilter, do.

Originally posted by mudskipper

Men have all the necessary equipment to produce man milk and frequently, when their whore moans, do.

FTFM.
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Doggy Styles replied

9 September 2013, 12:58
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I thought the point of breastfeeding was to feed a baby milk, not great blobs of moob-tallow.

Ugh!
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Mich the Tester replied

9 September 2013, 10:59
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I'm sure breastfeeding has been done.

I thought the point of breastfeeding was to feed a baby milk, not great blobs of moob-tallow.
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mudskipper replied

9 September 2013, 10:56
I'm sure breastfeeding has been done.
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BrilloPad replied

9 September 2013, 08:39
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Giving birth/carrying a baby to term? Breastfeeding? Walking on Mars?

MF certainly has breasts big enough for feeding on.
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d000hg replied

9 September 2013, 08:28
Giving birth/carrying a baby to term? Breastfeeding? Walking on Mars?
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vetran replied

9 September 2013, 08:05
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Do you need me to come round and help you find it again?

so lets get this clear, Mrs BP - Mitch Would?
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Mich the Tester replied

9 September 2013, 07:19
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Okay - in the interests of balance lets have this one as well.

They only one I can think of is finding the g-spot. I still have trouble even after MrsBP painted it luminous orange. Or maybe I just can't be bothered......

Do you need me to come round and help you find it again?
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SimonMac replied

8 September 2013, 22:11
Originally posted by vetran View Post

putting the toilet seat down apparently.

Missing the toilet seat apparently.
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vetran replied

8 September 2013, 22:00
putting the toilet seat down apparently.
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SimonMac replied

8 September 2013, 21:16
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

coming second?

At your age I thought you would just be happy in the race
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BrilloPad replied

8 September 2013, 21:15
coming second?
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