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  • doodab
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    I hope client co are watching me. They will see how much time I spend holding serious debates about the finer points of object oriented design and reading manuals, in between the bouts of wanking.

    Maybe that's why they've given me my own office

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by alluvial View Post
    Your gig in the same place as MF?
    Not unless he comes up with outlandish stories, oh hang on a minute....

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I did a stint at parliament (a long long time ago).

    One of the support guys visited one of the old Labour MPS as he had an issue with his desktop. Well he sat with him for a while before said MP said he had to head off. No problem said the techie and the MP headed to the door.

    Just as he was about to leave, the MP stopped, turned back and said 'Oh I suppose you may need my password. It's'


    'Sweaty Pussy'

    And that is a 100% true story.
    I converted an unencrypted pwd system into an encrypted one. P1$$fl4p$ belonged to 17 different customers....

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  • mudskipper
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    I thought this thread was about First Great Western.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    And that is a 100% true story.
    Ah, yes. When anyone ends a story with that statement, you know it's got to be true.

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Someone at work has spent almost the whole working weeking looking at xHamster, you'd think they'd realise IT is watching
    Your gig in the same place as MF?

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  • amcdonald
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    Someone at work has spent almost the whole working weeking looking at xHamster, you'd think they'd realise IT is watching

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Probably to be expected knowing the amount viri, malware, spyware etc they probably have installed on the same systems.
    It's the Parliament, what they've got to hide?

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  • Spacecadet
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    I thought you were going to show us this website

    probably safe for work but you probably don't want to view it there
    Cameron Porn

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  • MarillionFan
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    I did a stint at parliament (a long long time ago).

    One of the support guys visited one of the old Labour MPS as he had an issue with his desktop. Well he sat with him for a while before said MP said he had to head off. No problem said the techie and the MP headed to the door.

    Just as he was about to leave, the MP stopped, turned back and said 'Oh I suppose you may need my password. It's'
































































    'Sweaty Pussy'

    And that is a 100% true story.

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  • northernladuk
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    Probably to be expected knowing the amount viri, malware, spyware etc they probably have installed on the same systems.

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  • darmstadt
    started a topic Bunch of *******

    Bunch of *******

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