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Probably to be expected knowing the amount viri, malware, spyware etc they probably have installed on the same systems.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I did a stint at parliament (a long long time ago).
One of the support guys visited one of the old Labour MPS as he had an issue with his desktop. Well he sat with him for a while before said MP said he had to head off. No problem said the techie and the MP headed to the door.
Just as he was about to leave, the MP stopped, turned back and said 'Oh I suppose you may need my password. It's'
'Sweaty Pussy'
And that is a 100% true story.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I thought you were going to show us this website
probably safe for work but you probably don't want to view it there
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It's the Parliament, what they've got to hide?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostProbably to be expected knowing the amount viri, malware, spyware etc they probably have installed on the same systems.
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Someone at work has spent almost the whole working weeking looking at xHamster, you'd think they'd realise IT is watchingDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Your gig in the same place as MF?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostSomeone at work has spent almost the whole working weeking looking at xHamster, you'd think they'd realise IT is watchingComment
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Ah, yes. When anyone ends a story with that statement, you know it's got to be true.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnd that is a 100% true story.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I converted an unencrypted pwd system into an encrypted one. P1$$fl4p$ belonged to 17 different customers....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI did a stint at parliament (a long long time ago).
One of the support guys visited one of the old Labour MPS as he had an issue with his desktop. Well he sat with him for a while before said MP said he had to head off. No problem said the techie and the MP headed to the door.
Just as he was about to leave, the MP stopped, turned back and said 'Oh I suppose you may need my password. It's'
'Sweaty Pussy'
And that is a 100% true story.Comment
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