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    Bunch of *******

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Probably to be expected knowing the amount viri, malware, spyware etc they probably have installed on the same systems.
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      #3
      I did a stint at parliament (a long long time ago).

      One of the support guys visited one of the old Labour MPS as he had an issue with his desktop. Well he sat with him for a while before said MP said he had to head off. No problem said the techie and the MP headed to the door.

      Just as he was about to leave, the MP stopped, turned back and said 'Oh I suppose you may need my password. It's'
































































      'Sweaty Pussy'

      And that is a 100% true story.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        I thought you were going to show us this website

        probably safe for work but you probably don't want to view it there
        Cameron Porn
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Probably to be expected knowing the amount viri, malware, spyware etc they probably have installed on the same systems.
          It's the Parliament, what they've got to hide?

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            #6
            Someone at work has spent almost the whole working weeking looking at xHamster, you'd think they'd realise IT is watching
            Doing the needful since 1827

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              #7
              Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
              Someone at work has spent almost the whole working weeking looking at xHamster, you'd think they'd realise IT is watching
              Your gig in the same place as MF?

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                And that is a 100% true story.
                Ah, yes. When anyone ends a story with that statement, you know it's got to be true.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  I thought this thread was about First Great Western.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I did a stint at parliament (a long long time ago).

                    One of the support guys visited one of the old Labour MPS as he had an issue with his desktop. Well he sat with him for a while before said MP said he had to head off. No problem said the techie and the MP headed to the door.

                    Just as he was about to leave, the MP stopped, turned back and said 'Oh I suppose you may need my password. It's'


                    'Sweaty Pussy'

                    And that is a 100% true story.
                    I converted an unencrypted pwd system into an encrypted one. P1$$fl4p$ belonged to 17 different customers....

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