Top ten jokes from the Ed Fringe Fest

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vetran replied

20 August 2013, 21:47
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

I thought the jokes were all a bit rubbish - got the feminists all riled up as well A female-free best gag list? What a joke | Culture | The Guardian Honestly don't they ever stop moaning

well I almost laughed at the Chinese whisper & lapdance one. sorry the women's examples left me cold, which is a pity normally there are some crackers from both sexes.

not sure being an innny or an outy makes any difference to how funny you are.
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sasguru replied

20 August 2013, 15:32
Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post

got the feminists all riled up as well ... Honestly don't they ever stop moaning

Yes, when the lesbian loving stops ....
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LisaContractorUmbrella replied

20 August 2013, 15:13
I thought the jokes were all a bit rubbish - got the feminists all riled up as well A female-free best gag list? What a joke | Culture | The Guardian Honestly don't they ever stop moaning
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suityou01 replied

20 August 2013, 12:04
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Reading about the adventures of suity in the big wide world is far funnier than those lame efforts.

Sounds like hero worhship to me
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amcdonald replied

20 August 2013, 09:11
Thats what they should call the Labour Party Conference
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scooterscot replied

20 August 2013, 09:01
"I think it's got a lot to do with my star sign, Pyrex, I was a test tube baby."

"They made me feel as welcome as a fart in spacesuit"

Still they make me laugh.
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DimPrawn replied

20 August 2013, 08:59
Reading about the adventures of suity in the big wide world is far funnier than those lame efforts.
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Pondlife started a topic Top ten jokes from the Ed Fringe Fest

20 August 2013, 08:54
Top ten jokes from the Ed Fringe Fest

The top 10 were:

Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same."

Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."

Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."

Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter."

Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."

Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

The lapdance one made me smile but the rest are a bit meh IMO
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