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How did you lose 10 stone since I last saw you?Originally posted by Churchill View PostAbsolutely, 6ft 8" and 17 stone is positively obese!
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Fat and even fatter?Originally posted by eek View PostWhile there are many words and phrases which could be used to describe MF and suity. I can definitely say "dream team" is not one I would use.
The odd couple or walking disaster zone would be more appropriate.
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Why do I feel like I'm being groomedOriginally posted by eek View PostWhile there are many words and phrases which could be used to describe MF and suity. I can definitely say "dream team" is not one I would use.
The odd couple or walking disaster zone would be more appropriate.
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While there are many words and phrases which could be used to describe MF and suity. I can definitely say "dream team" is not one I would use.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThe dream team in action!
The odd couple or walking disaster zone would be more appropriate.
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The dream team in action!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAwwww go on then
Hors d'œuvre? The ones that look like sick are salmon pate I think.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI don't rack my brains unless I'm getting paid to do so.
I'm running a consultancy business not a fooking coaching operation for thick Ozzies.I love the bickering. It's like watching two dogs fight over the scraps thrown from the table.Originally posted by aussielong View PostJeez, you bore the t1ts off me. You are a one trick pony
More champagne Suity?
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Jeez, you bore the t1ts off me. You are a one trick ponyOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI don't rack my brains unless I'm getting paid to do so.
I'm running a consultancy business not a fooking coaching operation for thick Ozzies.
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Just keeping you on your toes old mate.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou're very proud of this puzzle aren't you, you keep harping on about it.
Is it some O-level question you've solved, I can't remember

Have you solved that puzzle yet? You must be racking your brains.
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