Terrorists are getting a bit desperate

[doodab]

Women are much less likely to be loony fanatics anyway.

I'm clearly meeting the wrong sort of women.

[Paddy]

Can I do the airport searches

The TSA is already in trouble for that sort of thing.

[BigRed]

Can I do the airport searches

[xoggoth]

Women are much less likely to be loony fanatics anyway. Just watch out for the chaps with excessive penis enlargements.

[Mich the Tester]

to be honest I have wondered why they haven't done this yet.

Maybe they can't find enough loonies?

[Paddy]

There was a report of a naked suicide bomber on the beach at St Tropez but it turned out the bomb fuse was in fact her tampon string.

[vetran]

to be honest I have wondered why they haven't done this yet.

If you are a suicide bomber why would you worry if your guts blew up?

[Dallas]

There was a film, may have been The Hurt Locker, where they found dead bodies in a warehouse that had been eviscerated and explosives stuffed inside.

It was the litttle boy who was selling them DVDs - grim

[Scrag Meister]

Breast implant explosives could be used in terrorist attack - Telegraph




Reassuring to know there's an expert called Mr Beaver working on this.

There was a film, may have been The Hurt Locker, where they found dead bodies in a warehouse that had been eviscerated and explosives stuffed inside.

[Mich the Tester]

Breast implant explosives could be used in terrorist attack - Telegraph

Paul Beaver said: “There are currently deeply serious concerns over body cavities and implants of all kinds – including breast implants – being used to hide explosives.

Reassuring to know there's an expert called Mr Beaver working on this.