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  • MadDawg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Is he as big as they say? I have this picture of a grotesquely Fat Matt Damon with spots?
    His wife calls him 'Tiny'.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    So that's where MF was hiding while pretending to be in the USA.
    That's not hiding. He obviously got stuck using the only route to the local junior school that wouldn't betray his location via the electronic tag.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    So that's where MF was hiding while pretending to be in the USA.
    Is he as big as they say? I have this picture of a grotesquely Fat Matt Damon with spots?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    And Assguru answers a thread named 'Oi Fatty' with a snappy comeback, is your spare tyre bothering you?
    No, I go running most days and play squash at least once a week. Fit as a fiddle. You?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Britain's biggest ever 'fatberg' has been removed from a London sewer.
    So that's where MF was hiding while pretending to be in the USA.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    There's a 747 sized vetberg on this forum.
    A combination of unadulterated Daily Mail crap together with ill-informed spouted gobtulipe.
    And Assguru answers a thread named 'Oi Fatty' with a snappy comeback, is your spare tyre bothering you?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    BBC - Newsbeat - Britain's biggest 'fatberg' removed from London sewer




    don't they monitor for such things? I assume it built up over years?
    There's a 747 sized vetberg on this forum.
    A combination of unadulterated Daily Mail crap together with ill-informed spouted gobtulipe.

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  • vetran
    started a topic oi fatty

    oi fatty

    BBC - Newsbeat - Britain's biggest 'fatberg' removed from London sewer

    Britain's biggest ever 'fatberg' has been removed from a London sewer.

    Thames Water say a "bus-sized lump" of food fat mixed with wet wipes formed in drains under London Road in Kingston, Surrey.

    The blockage was discovered after residents in nearby flats complained they couldn't flush their toilets.

    Thames Water believe if it wasn't removed it could have led to sewage flooding homes, streets and businesses.

    don't they monitor for such things? I assume it built up over years?

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