What percentage of your turnover goes on skanky whores and cheap liquour?

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MadDawg replied

4 August 2013, 19:19
Originally posted by evilagent View Post

reminds me of the possibly apocryphal story of George Best who said that he spent half his money on women and fast cars, and the other half he wasted.

I think that's on a commonly available birthday card.
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evilagent replied

4 August 2013, 19:18
reminds me of the possibly apocryphal story of George Best who said that he spent half his money on women and fast cars, and the other half he wasted.
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Old Greg replied

4 August 2013, 18:07
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Right, got it.

No sorry, lost it again

No wonder you can't keep a contract. 0.0025% of MyCo turnover goes on my share of Button Mushroom Dave's Mrs Suity annual season ticket.

Mind you, I'm not saying she's a skanky whore.
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suityou01 replied

4 August 2013, 18:02
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

17.5%. 17.5025% if you include Mrs Suity.

Right, got it.

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

We all borrow his season ticket.

No sorry, lost it again
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Old Greg replied

4 August 2013, 16:58
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Button-mushroom Dave, is that you?

We all borrow his season ticket.
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suityou01 replied

4 August 2013, 15:55
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

17.5%. 17.5025% if you include Mrs Suity.

Button-mushroom Dave, is that you?
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Old Greg replied

3 August 2013, 17:34
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

What % of your turnover goes on knee tremblers, happy endings, including dominatrixes, etc.

The impression I get is that contractors under-invest in their primary asset, -their John Thomas.

17.5%. 17.5025% if you include Mrs Suity.
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SimonMac replied

3 August 2013, 15:06
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Who has to pay? Were you a regular here then during your sojourn in Germany?

If you don't pay up front, you sure has hell pay at the end!
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Spacecadet replied

3 August 2013, 14:36
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

This is where they took me on my leaving do, SY02 reads this forum so I'll have to pretended otherwise

FTFY
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MarillionFan replied

3 August 2013, 14:31
Just 5% for me, but I've heard Cojak has recently invested all of her money in a John Thomas and she will be flying down to the Bangkok Hospital next month to have it fitted.
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suityou01 replied

3 August 2013, 14:11
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Who has to pay? Were you a regular here then during your sojourn in Germany?

This is where they tried to take me on my leaving do

Relax Gtersloh

Just translating this for the Mrs. The bit about the discrete hidden parking had her cringing.
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darmstadt replied

3 August 2013, 13:45
Who has to pay? Were you a regular here then during your sojourn in Germany?
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d000hg replied

3 August 2013, 13:43
None, that all comes out of personal income, not company
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suityou01 started a topic What percentage of your turnover goes on skanky whores and cheap liquour?

3 August 2013, 13:21
What percentage of your turnover goes on skanky whores and cheap liquour?

What % of your turnover goes on knee tremblers, happy endings, including dominatrixes, etc.

The impression I get is that contractors under-invest in their primary asset, -their John Thomas.

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