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What percentage of your turnover goes on skanky whores and cheap liquour?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    17.5%. 17.5025% if you include Mrs Suity.
    Right, got it.

    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    We all borrow his season ticket.
    No sorry, lost it again
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Right, got it.



      No sorry, lost it again
      No wonder you can't keep a contract. 0.0025% of MyCo turnover goes on my share of Button Mushroom Dave's Mrs Suity annual season ticket.

      Mind you, I'm not saying she's a skanky whore.

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        #13
        reminds me of the possibly apocryphal story of George Best who said that he spent half his money on women and fast cars, and the other half he wasted.

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          Originally posted by evilagent View Post
          reminds me of the possibly apocryphal story of George Best who said that he spent half his money on women and fast cars, and the other half he wasted.
          I think that's on a commonly available birthday card.

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