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Previously on "Walking to work the other day....."
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Originally posted by bobspud View PostSomeone needs a lesson in trojans... £100 is quite cheap for a dumbass to take my tulip inside a bank IT infrastructure and pierce their firewall defences for me... I might even be tempted to drop a few nice USB keys round canary wharf myself next time I am down there.
"Way to become an IT Expert" : Create your own FUD trojan Stub &How to make Virus undetectable:
Now find the owner and give it back...
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post... and I found a 128Gb Sandisk SDXC card on the floor.
Worth about £100. Yey!!!
Nice one I thought, so I stuck it into my laptop, no viruses, but there was a whole load of photos of the previous owner and a young lady in the bedroom!!!!
LOL, Bet they are dreading me posting them on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or similar.
"Way to become an IT Expert" : Create your own FUD trojan Stub &How to make Virus undetectable:
Now find the owner and give it back...
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post... and I found a 128Gb Sandisk SDXC card on the floor.
Worth about £100. Yey!!!
Nice one I thought, so I stuck it into my laptop, no viruses, but there was a whole load of photos of the previous owner and a young lady in the bedroom!!!!
LOL, Bet they are dreading me posting them on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or similar.
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Do not post any pictures here, that would be pervy.
just describe her a bit for us instead
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Send them my way, I am not a gentleman so will happily stick them in OAD
I'll take the card of you too for a good price
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Remember that posting links to them on here will get the ladies on here (which includes admin) getting very upset judging by the response I got last time.
Pleasae send me a link privately - then I will tell you if the lady is my mistress or not....
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post... and I found a 128Gb Sandisk SDXC card on the floor.
Worth about £100. Yey!!!
Nice one I thought, so I stuck it into my laptop, no viruses, but there was a whole load of photos of the previous owner and a young lady in the bedroom!!!!
LOL, Bet they are dreading me posting them on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or similar.
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