Reply to: Walking to work the other day.....

[Platypus]

just describe her bits for us instead

EO, I fixed your typo

[bobspud]

Like I'd ever use it in my client laptop.

How about booting up your client laptop on the same wireless lan as your now possibly compromised personal one?

Just asking like

[SimonMac]

I'd rather risk someone else's machine than mine

Not that I have a client machine these days.

+1

I know my machine is safe, client co I can't be sure of

[TheFaQQer]

Like I'd ever use it in my client laptop.

I'd rather risk someone else's machine than mine

Not that I have a client machine these days.

[Scrag Meister]

Someone needs a lesson in trojans... £100 is quite cheap for a dumbass to take my tulip inside a bank IT infrastructure and pierce their firewall defences for me... I might even be tempted to drop a few nice USB keys round canary wharf myself next time I am down there.

"Way to become an IT Expert" : Create your own FUD trojan Stub &How to make Virus undetectable:

Now find the owner and give it back...

Like I'd ever use it in my client laptop.

[bobspud]

... and I found a 128Gb Sandisk SDXC card on the floor.

Worth about £100. Yey!!!

Nice one I thought, so I stuck it into my laptop, no viruses, but there was a whole load of photos of the previous owner and a young lady in the bedroom!!!!

LOL, Bet they are dreading me posting them on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or similar.

Someone needs a lesson in trojans... £100 is quite cheap for a dumbass to take my tulip inside a bank IT infrastructure and pierce their firewall defences for me... I might even be tempted to drop a few nice USB keys round canary wharf myself next time I am down there.

"Way to become an IT Expert" : Create your own FUD trojan Stub &How to make Virus undetectable:

Now find the owner and give it back...

[TheFaQQer]

... and I found a 128Gb Sandisk SDXC card on the floor.

Worth about £100. Yey!!!

Nice one I thought, so I stuck it into my laptop, no viruses, but there was a whole load of photos of the previous owner and a young lady in the bedroom!!!!

LOL, Bet they are dreading me posting them on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or similar.

The question is - would Mitch?

[EternalOptimist]

Do not post any pictures here, that would be pervy.

just describe her a bit for us instead

[vetran]

Which thread is this a parody of?

I'm assuming scooters new toy.

[SimonMac]

Send them my way, I am not a gentleman so will happily stick them in OAD

I'll take the card of you too for a good price

[Old Greg]

I'm sure scrag is too gentlemanly to do such a thing.

[kingcook]

^ This ^

[BrilloPad]

Remember that posting links to them on here will get the ladies on here (which includes admin) getting very upset judging by the response I got last time.

Pleasae send me a link privately - then I will tell you if the lady is my mistress or not....

[d000hg]

... and I found a 128Gb Sandisk SDXC card on the floor.

Worth about £100. Yey!!!

Nice one I thought, so I stuck it into my laptop, no viruses, but there was a whole load of photos of the previous owner and a young lady in the bedroom!!!!

LOL, Bet they are dreading me posting them on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or similar.

Which thread is this a parody of?

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