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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Orange had CUK blocked - I had to phone and say I wanted to access smut to be able to get to it.
    I blame OAD.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I still have a dog eared copy of Razzle from the late 80's somewhere
    Isn't dog-eared pornography illegal everywhere except Germany these days?

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  • mudskipper
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    Orange had CUK blocked - I had to phone and say I wanted to access smut to be able to get to it.

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  • darmstadt
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    .

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    My mum used to wonder why some of the pages got stuck together
    Didn't you just replace it under your Dad's side of the bed?

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    I think so, sadly using the women's underwear section as wanking material after using online porn will be like Keith Richards trying to get high on an aspirin.
    My mum used to wonder why some of the pages got stuck together

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    KUATB

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Had a flick the the Next catalogue the other week and it appears they had airbrushed the nips out of a couple of the lacy numbers

    Good old One A Day saved the day.
    Think again

    Yahoo starts restricting porn on Tumblr | Death and Taxes

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  • Paddy
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    There could be a ‘plan b’ here. Hen pecked husbands are not going to opt in. You could opt in and charge for connecting to your wifi.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Good old One A Day saved the day.
    So CUK is going to be black-listed and we'll have to opt in just to mock MF and see if SY is dead yet?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Do Littlewoods still do catalogues? Or is that online now?
    Had a flick the the Next catalogue the other week and it appears they had airbrushed the nips out of a couple of the lacy numbers

    Good old One A Day saved the day.

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  • proggy
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Do Littlewoods still do catalogues? Or is that online now?
    I think so, sadly using the women's underwear section as wanking material after using online porn will be like Keith Richards trying to get high on an aspirin.

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  • VectraMan
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    Do Littlewoods still do catalogues? Or is that online now?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Of course making it slippery is quite fun too.
    Yep.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    My very favourite method is to stick it in a woman's slippery hole and wiggle it back and forth.
    Of course making it slippery is quite fun too.

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