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Previously on "What shall I do today?"

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  • Troll
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    Set off the fire alarm and get out into the sunshine

    HTH

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  • EstherA4C
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    Turn stuff off then on again?

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Check the cabling under the desks
    No chance - factory environment so dirtier than most of your curtains.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Hang out by the coffee machine and check out the totty in summer dresses.
    Check the cabling under the desks

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    I do find it is more kinky to do it the other way about..
    Have you got a mirror to stick on the end of your shoe as well?

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Knock one off in the gents (or ladies if you're a lady)
    I do find it is more kinky to do it the other way about..

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  • ctdctd
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    Found a desk.

    Totty option invalid - average age nearly as old as me.

    May go to the canteen for a sandwich and a cuppa to kill an hour before lunch.

    Can't invoice before the end of the month but every day goes into the gold counter. Kerching!

    What do the rest of you do - i.e. those "normals" who are mentally unable to drivel on here all day?

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  • tranceporter
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    On a large client co site offering post project rollout support.

    No issues, no desk, nothing to do.

    Tools are 3G internet access, a notebook, and a pen.

    Apple eaten.

    What should I do now?

    Professional business related suggestions only please - this means you!
    Read isaac asimov's foundation trilogy
    Save it to iBooks and have fun.

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  • sasguru
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    Knock one off in the gents (or ladies if you're a lady)

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    It's never stopped Des O'Connor!
    Nor Jimmy Savile.

    Though the girls are probably too old for him

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    This!

    Alas the totty count at the place is more geared to the 18/19 year old apprentices and I worked out they are closer to my daughters age than mine
    It's never stopped Des O'Connor!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Hang out by the coffee machine and check out the totty in summer dresses.
    This!

    Alas the totty count at the place is more geared to the 18/19 year old apprentices and I worked out they are closer to my daughters age than mine

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  • DimPrawn
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    Hang out by the coffee machine and check out the totty in summer dresses.

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  • DaveB
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    Raise an invoice.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    On a large client co site offering post project rollout support.

    No issues, no desk, nothing to do.

    Tools are 3G internet access, a notebook, and a pen.

    Apple eaten.

    What should I do now?

    Professional business related suggestions only please - this means you!

    plan b? paperwork?

    post drivel on here all day?

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