Set off the fire alarm and get out into the sunshine
HTH
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Have you got a mirror to stick on the end of your shoe as well?Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostI do find it is more kinky to do it the other way about..
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I do find it is more kinky to do it the other way about..Originally posted by sasguru View PostKnock one off in the gents (or ladies if you're a lady)
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Found a desk.
Totty option invalid - average age nearly as old as me.
May go to the canteen for a sandwich and a cuppa to kill an hour before lunch.
Can't invoice before the end of the month but every day goes into the gold counter. Kerching!
What do the rest of you do - i.e. those "normals" who are mentally unable to drivel on here all day?
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Read isaac asimov's foundation trilogyOriginally posted by ctdctd View PostOn a large client co site offering post project rollout support.
No issues, no desk, nothing to do.
Tools are 3G internet access, a notebook, and a pen.
Apple eaten.
What should I do now?
Professional business related suggestions only please - this means you!
Save it to iBooks and have fun.
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Nor Jimmy Savile.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt's never stopped Des O'Connor!
Though the girls are probably too old for him
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Hang out by the coffee machine and check out the totty in summer dresses.
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Originally posted by ctdctd View PostOn a large client co site offering post project rollout support.
No issues, no desk, nothing to do.
Tools are 3G internet access, a notebook, and a pen.
Apple eaten.
What should I do now?
Professional business related suggestions only please - this means you!
plan b? paperwork?
post drivel on here all day?
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