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Old Hack replied

12 July 2013, 21:10
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Ah the PM for Operation Cock Munch has appeared.

Albeit not assisted by an extraordinary understanding of manipulating time
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MarillionFan replied

12 July 2013, 18:40
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

Must be what is getting you up all early all week then

Ah the PM for Operation Cock Munch has appeared.
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Old Hack replied

12 July 2013, 18:37
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Got 3 open positions in the US and have been interviewing all week. So far nobody has got past my Claude Littner style interviewing.

Fooking useless.

Must be what is getting you up all early all week then
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TheFaQQer replied

12 July 2013, 15:05
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Never got on with programming, never had the aptitude for it so never persuade it happy to stick with Change, Release and Config Management as its one of the few area's that seem to be Bob proof these days

I wouldn't bet on that - current client, that part has been off-shored.

Off-shore developers aren't allowed access to the source control system, but they are responsible for change management and the release "process".

Anyone see the issue with that idea?
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AtW replied

12 July 2013, 14:59
Originally posted by eek View Post

We could but if me and Simon stopped posting even general would be a

It would be a big improvement on its current state of -
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eek replied

12 July 2013, 14:52
Originally posted by AtW View Post

They can't - it's like asking nudists to stay undressed only in their home...

We could but if me and Simon stopped posting even general would be a
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AtW replied

12 July 2013, 14:48
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Can you guys do your flirting by IM...

They can't - it's like asking nudists to stay undressed only in their home...
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d000hg replied

12 July 2013, 14:40
Can you guys do your flirting by IM...
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eek replied

12 July 2013, 14:40
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's quite obvious you're both working on Operation Cock Munch.

Nope NLadyUK would be far better organised than this project.
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MarillionFan replied

12 July 2013, 14:34
Originally posted by eek View Post

When do you think it will dawn on MF that we are working on the same project?

I'm not saying that MF is thick but ......

It's quite obvious you're both working on Operation Cock Munch.
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eek replied

12 July 2013, 14:33
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I am just worried that 40% of all Project communication is me and you on lync organisation yet another coffee

EDIT: COCKWOMBLE! Just realised they have turned off the coffee machine already

They announced that 50 minutes ago. I'm going to make a tea want one? Or should we go for ice cream?
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SimonMac replied

12 July 2013, 14:31
Originally posted by eek View Post

When do you think it will dawn on MF that we are working on the same project?

I'm not saying that MF is thick but ......

I am just worried that 40% of all Project communication is me and you on lync organisation yet another coffee

EDIT: COCKWOMBLE! Just realised they have turned off the coffee machine already
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eek replied

12 July 2013, 14:29
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I know I am well jealous that while you will be toiling away in an unairconditioned office earning money, I will be sat in a beer garden having to spend money

When do you think it will dawn on MF that we are working on the same project?

I'm not saying that MF is thick but ......
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SimonMac replied

12 July 2013, 14:27
Originally posted by eek View Post

its money for old rope. Mini boom time. You're just jealous that we've been offered it and you haven't.

I know I am well jealous that while you will be toiling away in an unairconditioned office earning money, I will be sat in a beer garden having to spend money
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eek replied

12 July 2013, 14:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Got 3 open positions in the US and have been interviewing all week. So far nobody has got past my Claude Littner style interviewing.

Fooking useless.

The problem is that people meet you and instantly decide that they don't want to work for you.

However americans are often too polite to tell you to f*** off so they just pretend to be crap instead.
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