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Originally posted by barrydidit View Postapostrophe
Should you be referred to as S&M then?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostDude, the list of people who are ahead of you in the queue to chastise me for bad grammar or spelling is just slightly shorted than the list of unhappy clients trying to get a refund from Suity!
Budge up Barry.
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If it takes him 51hrs to get a beer, how long does it take to get a Brezel?
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Dude, the list of people who are ahead of you in the queue to chastise me for bad grammar or spelling is just slightly shorted than the list of unhappy clients trying to get a refund from Suity!Originally posted by barrydidit View Postapostrophe
Should you be referred to as S&M then?
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apostropheOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostPogle still tell's me off for that
Should you be referred to as S&M then?
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51 hours? Thought this was going to be a thread about SimonMac and how he'd broken the world record for having a hamster up his arse beating his previous record.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAnd I'm going for one of these

Prost!
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
Prost!
prost - WiktionaryAdjective
prost
simple, simple-minded
stupid
poor (of low quality)
Seems quite apt for you!
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