Reply to: Australians can't...

[sasguru]

Bet the Ozzies say its a cunning plan, rather than something that's surprised them too.

[d000hg]

Conditions change from day to day

[SimonMac]

Its 1 person who can bat for 2 hours. You only have to look at the 1st 9 australians who attempted to bat to see that in reality they can't really bat.

But yet they are still doing better than England did

[eek]

Your theory seems to fall apart at the first hurdle there Mitch!

Its 1 person who can bat for 2 hours. You only have to look at the 1st 9 australians who attempted to bat to see that in reality they can't really bat.

[SimonMac]

- bat
- bowl
- field
- scrummage
- tackle
- run
- pass
- kick

So in the spirit of optimism and generosity, what can they do?

Your theory seems to fall apart at the first hurdle there Mitch!

[d000hg]

They are noisy, inconsiderate fookers in general.

You're thinking of emigrating?

[doodab]

It seems they can't even figure out who their best batsman is and they ended up putting him at no 11

Apparently he can bowl a bit as well. And he's training as a lawyer. Talented lad.

[Old Greg]

It seems they can't even figure out who their best batsman is and they ended up putting him at no 11

And that's one of the reasons why cricket is the only sport I care about.

[Mich the Tester]

It seems they can't even figure out who their best batsman is and they ended up putting him at no 11

[Mich the Tester]

Politically correct anuses. I've been saying it for years.
The rural aussies are ok. in fact they are excellent, with a lot of crocodile dundee type attitudes, but the city folk are truly awful.

The few that are left, yes.

[Mich the Tester]

Drink. Smoke. Shout 'Ausie Ausie Ausie' outside peoples windows at 3am. Oh, and decorate the pavement

Yep but they can't hold their drink; you can't get a bottle of wine in Aus for less than about 30 dollars because the government's on such a desperate battle against drunkenness that they're prepared to sabotage their own agriculture with enormous taxes.

[EternalOptimist]

Politically correct anuses. I've been saying it for years.
The rural aussies are ok. in fact they are excellent, with a lot of crocodile dundee type attitudes, but the city folk are truly awful.

[sasguru]

Drink. Smoke. Shout 'Ausie Ausie Ausie' outside peoples windows at 3am. Oh, and decorate the pavement

They are noisy, inconsiderate fookers in general.

[Mich the Tester]

They can't swim either based on the last Games.

One of them can ride a bike, but only after they disqualified Vicky Pendleton because the Aussie woman fell off.

[Mich the Tester]

bulltulip?

Definitely good at that; Aus has now become the PC capital of the world. They used to be a bit rough, but refreshingly honest and pretty good at sport (maybe those things are related), now it's an 'elf and safety obsessed materialistic overpriced dump and they're tulipe at sport.