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Previously on "Where is our resident Maths Guru?"

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Yeah DP, you should be off having a holiday so wonderful that you have time to check in to CUK too.
    I'm not yet on holiday you passive-aggressive fantasist. Having to knock off some work.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

    P.S. Is that a cannabis leaf to the right of the picture?
    No, it's a chalk drawing of a cannabis leaf and a pretty poor one at that.

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  • d000hg
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    Yeah DP, you should be off having a holiday so wonderful that you have time to check in to CUK too.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    He's enjoying his Islington Architect type "holiday" in the rainy season of some disease infested swamp in South East Asia, whilst his long suffering missus google's quickie divorces.

    I genuinely feel sorry for you.
    Sad, lonely, poorly educated, obviously untravelled, mean-spirited.
    Try living a little.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    He's enjoying his Islington Architect type "holiday" in the rainy season of some disease infested swamp in South East Asia, whilst his long suffering missus google's quickie divorces.

    Chortle! - The whole family will probably come back like Suity, swarming with weird tropical parasites.

    The "maths" looks like a disconnected jumble of undergrad-type maths, or even A Level stuff, of the kind seen on blackboards in films about math nerds e.g. (possibly?) A Beautiful Mind.

    P.S. Is that a cannabis leaf to the right of the picture?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Where is our resident Maths Guru?
    He's enjoying his Islington Architect type "holiday" in the rainy season of some disease infested swamp in South East Asia, whilst his long suffering missus google's quickie divorces.

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  • KentPhilip
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    It's been written by E.T.

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  • b0redom
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    Who said he passed?

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Snigger.

    We did this in an exam at Uni. Having to remember a number of key facts and dates for an exam three of us entered the exam room the previous day and set a number of complex formulas on the board. All were designed to jog our memories of key facts in the exam. We left it with a note in red 'Do not remove'

    Next day examiner appeared. Looked at the board and tutted when he went to clear the board, leaving it in place.

    We merrily went on with the exam while the examiner a Uni maths lecturer set about trying to solve said equations. At the end he asked the room 'who set this?', pointing at that board 'Its impossible to solve'

    Snigger.
    So you cheated for your 3rd then....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Snigger.

    We did this in an exam at Uni. Having to remember a number of key facts and dates for an exam three of us entered the exam room the previous day and set a number of complex formulas on the board. All were designed to jog our memories of key facts in the exam. We left it with a note in red 'Do not remove'

    Next day examiner appeared. Looked at the board and tutted when he went to clear the board, leaving it in place.

    We merrily went on with the exam while the examiner a Uni maths lecturer set about trying to solve said equations. At the end he asked the room 'who set this?', pointing at that board 'Its impossible to solve'

    Snigger.

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  • AtW
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    42

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic Where is our resident Maths Guru?

    Where is our resident Maths Guru?

    BBC News - Bournemouth mathematics graffiti 'meaningless'

    Mysterious graffiti daubed on a Bournemouth hoarding, appearing to show a complex equation, has been dismissed as meaningless by a mathematician.


    The answer is 42
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