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mudskipper replied

17 July 2013, 10:02
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

He must have missed your ~~LEJOG blog~~ pub crawl

Now that was a better story.

The pic I sent to RD was a LeJog one.
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Bunk replied

17 July 2013, 10:00
He must have missed your ~~LEJOG blog~~ pub crawl
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mudskipper replied

17 July 2013, 09:56
Originally posted by eek View Post

That is a whole new way of outing yourself. Even identifying suity required a quick google search.

Pretty sure I've posted incriminating evidence before.

Not overly paranoid - maybe I should be! I just don't want anyone googling me to land on my CUK profile!
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eek replied

17 July 2013, 09:49
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

It's up. Don't get too excited.

New Story Every Day! - Reader's Digest Main - Readers Digest

That is a whole new way of outing yourself. Even identifying suity required a quick google search.
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mudskipper replied

17 July 2013, 09:40
It's up. Don't get too excited.

New Story Every Day! - Reader's Digest Main - Readers Digest
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mudskipper replied

6 July 2013, 14:24
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Ah, yes: "I am John's Prostate", "I am Jane's Liver" and so forth: the structure, function, and failure modes of your body's organs explained by the organs themselves, speaking in the first person.

They were my favourite articles

Sounds like it would make a good CUK feature.

I am doodab's bowels
I am Stek's right hand
I am MarillionFan's ego
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NickFitz replied

6 July 2013, 09:44
Originally posted by zeitghost

When I was a little lizard, I read a Reader's Digest article with the title "John's Prostate".

Scared the living tulip out of me.

Ah, yes: "I am John's Prostate", "I am Jane's Liver" and so forth: the structure, function, and failure modes of your body's organs explained by the organs themselves, speaking in the first person.

They were my favourite articles
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Old Greg replied

6 July 2013, 08:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

100 word story with a boat, socks, unicorn and religon??? Sounds like AtW's tax return.

Which is curiously identical to Kent Philip's online dating profile.
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mudskipper replied

5 July 2013, 23:45
Originally posted by corndog

Spot on.
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MarillionFan replied

5 July 2013, 22:58
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

It's a 100 word story so hardly a literary masterpiece. It features a boat, socks, a unicorn and religion. I'll post a link when they put it up.

100 word story with a boat, socks, unicorn and religon??? Sounds like AtW's tax return.
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mudskipper replied

5 July 2013, 22:44
It's a 100 word story so hardly a literary masterpiece. It features a boat, socks, a unicorn and religion. I'll post a link when they put it up.
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EternalOptimist replied

5 July 2013, 15:42
Laughter is the best medicine

deffo
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MarillionFan replied

5 July 2013, 15:10
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

What's it about? Did you just cut and paste some ramblings from CUK and dress it up as 'confessions of a psychiatric nurse' or something?

It's a story about a man wandering through a churchyard at night who saw a were rabbit digging up a skull.
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barrydidit replied

5 July 2013, 15:01
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Reader's Digest want to publish a story that I entered for a competition.

What's it about? Did you just cut and paste some ramblings from CUK and dress it up as 'confessions of a psychiatric nurse' or something?
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alluvial replied

5 July 2013, 14:20
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Our doctor removed all toys and magazines during the swineflu epidemic to prevent spreading of germs - they've never been returned.

I think our doctor still has issues from around the time of the foot and mouth epidemic.
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