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Previously on "WTF. C4 to broadcast daily Muslim call to prayer during Ramadan next month"

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by Dominic Connor View Post
    Gypsies aren't a religion, nor indeed are Slovaks and those of a leftward inclination are well catered for on C4 already.
    I've don't think there enough stocks of C4 in the world to cater for all the lefties

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  • Dominic Connor
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Why no mention of Gypsies, Slovaks and communists?
    Gypsies aren't a religion, nor indeed are Slovaks and those of a leftward inclination are well catered for on C4 already.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by Dominic Connor View Post
    Seems to me that if I were a devout Moslem, I wouldn't need a bunch of Gay Jews and Women to broadcast a signal for me to pray.

    I'd also know it was Ramadan, because, as a Moslem I'd care about that sort of thing.

    Will the next step be to broadcast child porn during Lent to remind Catholics that they support the rape of children by their priests, perhaps with a URL where they can donate to their legal expenses ?

    Evangelicals could be treated to films disproving evolution and climate change.

    Film4 could show non stop "Battlefield Earth" for the benefit of Scientologists

    Buddhists could have a comedy series where their genocide of Moslems in Burmah is shown as the cute actions of lovable rogues, bit like "Friends", but with knives,

    Hindus can receive comforting news items about how their caste system is actually for the benefit of lesser people.

    During Passover, Jews can hear no criticism of the way Israel tortures Moslems or put them in camps where they are murdered, certainly the footage of them firebombing schools can easily be portrayed as a stern but fair way of disciplining 6 year olds.

    The Church of England will be supported by documentaries showing that they are much nicer than Catholics because their priests have only raped a couple of thousand children, which makes it all right.

    Why no mention of Gypsies, Slovaks and communists?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Today's WTF!!! post.
    Its gotta be a ****ed up post when not even the grammar nazi's pick it apart!

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  • SimonMac
    replied
    Originally posted by Dominic Connor View Post
    Seems to me that if I were a devout Moslem, I wouldn't need a bunch of Gay Jews and Women to broadcast a signal for me to pray.

    I'd also know it was Ramadan, because, as a Moslem I'd care about that sort of thing.

    Will the next step be to broadcast child porn during Lent to remind Catholics that they support the rape of children by their priests, perhaps with a URL where they can donate to their legal expenses ?

    Evangelicals could be treated to films disproving evolution and climate change.

    Film4 could show non stop "Battlefield Earth" for the benefit of Scientologists

    Buddhists could have a comedy series where their genocide of Moslems in Burmah is shown as the cute actions of lovable rogues, bit like "Friends", but with knives,

    Hindus can receive comforting news items about how their caste system is actually for the benefit of lesser people.

    During Passover, Jews can hear no criticism of the way Israel tortures Moslems or put them in camps where they are murdered, certainly the footage of them firebombing schools can easily be portrayed as a stern but fair way of disciplining 6 year olds.

    The Church of England will be supported by documentaries showing that they are much nicer than Catholics because their priests have only raped a couple of thousand children, which makes it all right.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Dominic Connor View Post
    Seems to me that if I were a devout Moslem, I wouldn't need a bunch of Gay Jews and Women to broadcast a signal for me to pray.

    I'd also know it was Ramadan, because, as a Moslem I'd care about that sort of thing.

    Will the next step be to broadcast child porn during Lent to remind Catholics ...
    Interesting train of thought there.

    Or possibly a trainwreck.

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  • Dominic Connor
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Today's WTF!!! post.
    There are both gay and Jewish people working for Channel 4 as well as women, worse for the hysterically supersitious some of these woman are allowed to work whilst menstruating. Given their number of employees some will be all of the above and it is of course possible to be an ethnically Jewish atheist.


    Given how many people are necessary to implement these broadcasts, it is pretty much impossible to avoid having unclean people involved in the process.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Dominic Connor View Post
    Gay Jews and Women
    Today's WTF!!! post.

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  • Dominic Connor
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    Patronising

    Seems to me that if I were a devout Moslem, I wouldn't need a bunch of Gay Jews and Women to broadcast a signal for me to pray.

    I'd also know it was Ramadan, because, as a Moslem I'd care about that sort of thing.

    Will the next step be to broadcast child porn during Lent to remind Catholics that they support the rape of children by their priests, perhaps with a URL where they can donate to their legal expenses ?

    Evangelicals could be treated to films disproving evolution and climate change.

    Film4 could show non stop "Battlefield Earth" for the benefit of Scientologists

    Buddhists could have a comedy series where their genocide of Moslems in Burmah is shown as the cute actions of lovable rogues, bit like "Friends", but with knives,

    Hindus can receive comforting news items about how their caste system is actually for the benefit of lesser people.

    During Passover, Jews can hear no criticism of the way Israel tortures Moslems or put them in camps where they are murdered, certainly the footage of them firebombing schools can easily be portrayed as a stern but fair way of disciplining 6 year olds.

    The Church of England will be supported by documentaries showing that they are much nicer than Catholics because their priests have only raped a couple of thousand children, which makes it all right.
    Last edited by Dominic Connor; 4 July 2013, 11:12.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Or even more simplified, anyone who thinks Owen Jones is the new messiah vs everyone else
    Who? Is he the only Welshman Gatland hasn't picked for the Lions?

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Its presented as panic to allow our masters to continue importing cheap labour and voters. We need a sensible conversation but like the badly managed NHS fees today its turned into 'Moderates' versus 'racists' neither side is being honest.
    Or even more simplified, anyone who thinks Owen Jones is the new messiah vs everyone else

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    Have you ever sat down and actually listened to yourself?
    He's a cretin so can't.

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by KaiserWilly View Post
    It's an assault on the white man. Like the Scramble for Africa in the 19th century.
    Have you ever sat down and actually listened to yourself?

    what are the top politicians, bankers, lawyers?

    what are the top policemen, military etc?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Its presented as panic to allow our masters to continue importing cheap labour and voters. We need a sensible conversation but like the badly managed NHS fees today its turned into 'Moderates' versus 'racists' neither side is being honest.
    Yep, but there probably won't be a sensible conversation about immigration because opinions are so entrenched that any conversation just makes all participants more extreme.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Fair enough, but panic won't help anyone.
    Its presented as panic to allow our masters to continue importing cheap labour and voters. We need a sensible conversation but like the badly managed NHS fees today its turned into 'Moderates' versus 'racists' neither side is being honest.

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